Warren Central’s David Bell is all that and a bag of Funions bruh! “Legit”

This kid is something that you don't see every day playa! So give him crazy respect today! Photo: TheJayGravesReport

There are very few times that you have the opportunity to run up on a boy that possesses the rare DNA of an elite athlete and the work ethic to match it. Well playboy…I saw it with my own two eyes on Friday night over at Warren Central. Everybody and their baby’s momma have been tellin’ me that David Bell was the truth but you hear that from boyz all of the time because more often than not, they’ve got nothin’ to compare it to.

I saw the dun shoot hoop this past winter and  I knew that he was an unbelievable athlete. I’d read all of the hype from last season about him puttin’ up sick numbers. As a sophomore ole boy caught 68 passes for 1,201 yards and 17 touchdowns. I knew about all of the scholarship offers from cats like Notre Dame and Ohio State etc. But I hadn’t seen him get it in for myself.

Well bruh…let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! On Friday I finally saw what boyz have been sellin’ and he was all that and a bag of Funions some frosted penny cookies and the red pop!!

In one half of football he had 6 catches, 150 yards and 2 touchdowns in their 27-24 win over No.4 Center Grove and he’d barely broken a sweat bruh.

What amazed me so, was how patient he was in his routes and how fast he created space once he caught the ball. It was NUTS!!!!

Yeah bruh, he’s the real deal! I’ve been around this game my entire life and I’ve seen boyz come in all shapes and sizes with varyin’ degrees of talent at every position and David Bell is legit!!

Now keep in mind that he’s only a junior!! He hasn’t even grown into his body yet. He’s still developin’ physically and he’s still learnin’ how to play his position.

The rawness of it all blows my mind. If you haven’t seen this kid you better buy you a ticket now because if he keeps his nose clean and continues to play this game you may not be able to afford to see him play in a few years. I’m just sayin’ and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Ole boy: the male human bein’ that I’m talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”