The Jay Graves Report

Villanova GOES Down Swingin’ and it JUST Got Real Playboy! “The Field”

In my Puffy voice, "It's real in the field playboy!"

Early Saturday mornin’ I tweeted, “The 1st two days of the tournament have just been okay. Didn’t have but 2 upsets! C’mon fellas I need to see some foolishness today!” Well playas…we got the foolishness that I was lookin’ for! The No.1 overall seed was sent to the crib by Wisconsin 65-62! Now it just got interestin’ playboy! Accordin’ to 41 percent of all of the brackets filled out on their “Bracket Challenge” had them goin’ to the Final Four and 13 percent had them winnin’ it all. Now all of those duns can go sit in the corner because their boyz just wet the bed.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Thursday and Friday’s games gave us nothin’ in terms of upsets. There were only two real upsets. Outside of No.5  Minnesota chokin’ up a lung against No.12 Middle Tennessee State and ole dull No.6 Maryland shamin’ the Big Ten on day one losin’ to No.11 Xavier there was no real excitement.

Yeah, I know the dun from Vanderbilt couldn’t keep up with who was winnin’ the darn game he was actually playin’ in and fouled a boy sendin’ him to the foul line to beat them. Then ole boy from Seton Hall shovin’ a cat into the floor and boyz actin’ like it shouldn’t have been a Flagrant 1. That was just okay bruh but MARCH MADNESS  has finally begun now that a real contender has bitten the dust.

Let’s keep the foolishness goin’ and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk! 

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