The Jay Graves Report

(Video) The HILARIOUS M.I.C. Football Weekly Preview: State Championship Edition

Last one playboy! So let's go get it! Photo: TheJayGravesReport

We’ve finally made it to the State Championship game playas! Y’all know the drill! So let’s get it in!

Prediction in Bold:

No.1 Ben Davis 13-0 vs. No.5 Penn 13-1

Praise God for allowin’ the lil’ homie Rondell Allen to recover from his injuries!!! Thank you for lookin’ out for him and savin’ his life. Ain’t the good bruh? Thanks as well  for givin’ Ben Davis a man of God in Mike Kirschner to head the program. -Jay Graves- 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dull: adjective – to describe something as bein’ terrible, something that makes you sick with disgust because it’s so stupid to even think of.

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.