The Jay Graves Report

(Video) The HILARIOUS M.I.C. Football Weekly Preview: Sectional Playoffs

Center Grove ready to do work bruh! Let's get it cracking'! Photo: TheJayGravesReport

Y’all know the drill! So let’s get it in bruh!!

Let me first apologize to all the homies at Carmel. I totally looked past your game while recordin’ this segment and as you know, I only do it in one take! That’s what makes it so funny to me. I’m makin’ this foolishness up as I go. However, I do have a prediction for your game and I’m goin’ to record a special Noblesville vs. Carmel Preview on Thursday! And please note: This is all for fun! Sports is supposed to be fun and entertainin’! Why not have fun with the preview too?

Warren Central’s team captains. Let’s get it poppin’ playboy! Photo: TheJayGravesReport

Predictions in Bold! 

  1. Noblesville vs. No.3 Carmel
  2. No.14 Franklin Central vs. No.8 Center Grove 
  3. No.2 Warren Central vs. Lawrence North
  4. North Central vs. No.6 Pike 
  5. No.1 Ben Davis vs. No.4 Lawrence Central

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dull: adjective – to describe something as bein’ terrible, something that makes you sick with disgust because it’s so stupid to even think of.

2) Spit: verb – to say

3) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

4) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

1 Comment

  1. u r so right this is fun too many things in sports has been turned into something else. I watch your report for 5 min and you put a smile on my face for the rest of the day. thank you

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