The Jay Graves Report

(Video) College Football Weekly Recap: Week 1!

"We holdin' on to this playa! Just to let you boyz know!!"

If you’re not a college football fan you’re either in a coma or straight up dead bruh!! Now let’s get right to it!!

Winners are in bold playboy so there is no confusion! I was 4-1 out the gate because ole dull Oklahoma wet the bet down in Houston! Bob Stoops is notorious for sendin’ boyz out there half cocked. DULL!

  1. No. 20 USC 6 vs. No.1 Alabama 52 (W)
  2. No.2 Clemson 19 vs. Auburn 13 (W)
  3. No.3 Notre Dame 47 vs. Texas 50 (W)
  4. No.4 Florida State 45 vs. No.11 Ole Miss 34 (W)
  5. No.3 Oklahoma 23 vs. No.15 Houston 33 (L)

Unbelievable weekend of football bruh!!!

These joints are done in one take bruh! No rehearsals! No plannin’! Just havin’ fun!!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dull: adjective – to describe something as bein’ terrible, something that makes you sick with disgust because it’s so stupid to even think of.

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

1 Comment

  1. I realized your blog site on google and look a few of your very early blogs. Always keep within the most great run. I just further up your rss to my personal MSN News audience. Looking for onward to reading a lot more away from you later on!?

Comments are closed.