The Jay Graves Report

UCF is about to COMPLETELY play themselves by claimin’ a national title! “Embarrassment”

These duns right here bruh.... Photo: USA Today

Tom Price, the Georgia congressman, once said, “One person’s embarrassment is another person’s accountability.” Marianne Williamson, the author, broke it down like this, “We’re often afraid of looking at our shadow because we want to avoid the shame or embarrassment that comes along with admitting mistakes.” Then Douglas Engelbart, the famous inventor, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate.”

Well playas…the UCF players and coaches will have to mature extremely fast once they hang the National Championship banner that their Athletic Director says they’ll put up. They’re even goin’ to have a national title parade and celebration at Disney World on Monday, the same day as the College Football Playoff National Championship Game in Atlanta.

They were the only team in college football this year to finish 13-0. However, they weren’t playin’ in a Power 5 Conference so the highest they were ranked all season was 12th because of the level of competition they played.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I keep hearin’ boyz hollerin’ about how it’s unfair that they didn’t get to play for the title because they were undefeated. Yeah, I get that. I thought that they should have at least been ranked 4 or 5 at the end of the season. But let’s be honest, there are 128 teams in FBS college football. With that bein’ said, there are at least 5 different levels of college football bein’ played. UCF plays in the American Athletic Conference.

They only played one team all season ranked in the Top 25 and the duns that they did play had a combined record of 73-66. National Champs? Stop it. Should they have been ranked higher? Sure! Should they be named the national champs? ABSOLUTELY NOT!! They didn’t play for the national title. I don’t care what their record was. If they aren’t playin’ Monday night and winnin’ that joint they aren’t the national champs. It’s stupid even talkin’ about it.

Because there are so many teams in college football that every now and then somebody is goin’ to get screwed. It’s never goin’ to be fair unless they make FBS or Division 1 college football one league of like 32 teams like the NFL with four divisions etc. Then have 12 teams make the playoffs. However, that will never happen because you would destroy the essence of college football with all of the conferences etc. and there’s too much bread involved and the other 96 schools would never go for it.

You can’t just throw up a banner and say that you’re the national champs. That’s crazy and it’s even more ridiculous when you played one darn team all season.

Auburn wasn’t crazy enough to claim a national title in 2004 when they went undefeated. Remember when they missed the title game because both USC and Oklahoma finished No.1and No.2 after goin’ undefeated and played in the Orange Bowl? USC won the title and Jason Campbell and Co. had to take it on the chin.

You can’t show up with a darn ring on and boyz know better. You would be completely playin’ yourself. Now I know that Alabama has pulled that stunt before too and boyz down there try to act like they aren’t crazy for claimin’ it either. In 1973 they were named the national champs in the Coaches Poll at the end of the season but loss to Notre Dame in the Sugar Bowl. The AP named Notre Dame the champs but duns in Alabama will fight you on the street if you told them they weren’t the champs in ’73. However, most people don’t bat an eye because it’s Bama and don’t remember the foolishness that took place because they were actually voted national champs by the coaches.

UCF, please don’t play yourself by goin’ through with this foolishness. You had a good run and now it’s over because Scott Frost is on to Nebraska. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

4) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!

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