The Jay Graves Report

Trump’s Twitter rants on LaVar Ball and others is makin’ a mockery of the office. “Respect it?”

For years I’ve always said that it’s important to respect the office of the presidency of these United States regardless of who’s in it. We all have our own political points of view and just because the person from your particular party doesn’t occupy the Oval Office doesn’t give you permission to bash it ever. It’s called respectin’ the process.

But what do you do when the person holdin’ the office doesn’t respect it? It’s like goin’ to a boy’z house and watchin’ him walk on his own carpet with muddy shoes, spill barbecue sauce everywhere and dump ashes all over the floor. He’s cursin’ in front of the women and children and he just grabbed a women in her privates out of nowhere. If that’s how he’s actin’ how do you conduct yourself in his house?

When Donald Trump can’t seem to respect the very office that we’ve all been taught to respect how do you respect it? We wake up daily to some type of foolish tweet and we’re constantly scratchin’ our heads as to how we’re supposed to respond.

On Wednesday he fired off more Tweets directed at LaVar Ball and for what? Who’s LaVar Ball in the grand scheme of things bruh? This is the nonsense that he typed with his own fingers:

Again, this is the President of the United States!! Not some cat down the street arguin’ over parkin’ spaces or the dice game in front of Big Daddy’s convenience store. It’s the President. He’s concerned about what somebody’s daddy said about him when he’s the most powerful man in the world. Step back and digest that for a minute. The most powerful person in the world is concerned about some dun that means nothin’ to nobody, but the Ball family and friends, why is the president beefin’ with him?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Do you know how many layers there are between someone like LaVar Ball and the president? I mean do you really understand just how many layers there are? The President rides around with a full secret service detail everywhere he goes 24 hours a day and will have it for the rest of his life. He meets with Leaders of Nations, Kings and Ambassadors all day everyday. You couldn’t get close to him if you were a genie in a bottle.

Most of us can’t even get the CEO of the companies we work for to engage in a conversation with us and the President is beefin’ with somebody’s daddy about him sayin’ thank you? Really bruh?

The kids from UCLA, includin’ LiAngelo Ball, LaVar’s son, all said thank you durin’ their news conference last week after they arrived back to the States. So why does the President need LaVar to bow down and say thank you to him and why does he care? Everybody knows that LaVar’s a loose cannon that will say ANYTHING just to get attention. He’s the same cat that said that he could beat Michael Jordan one-on-one back in the day and he couldn’t get off of the bench at Washington State. The dun averaged 2 points a game in college. C’mon bruh and you’re arguin’ with hm?

With all of the things goin’ on in the world and in this country that requires his immediate attention he’s beefin’ with someone that can barely change the climate in the room. That’s essentially what it comes down to. He’s beefin’ with somebody’s daddy that can’t change a thing globally.

Then he’s worryin’ about whether Marshawn Lynch is standin’ or sittin’ durin’ the national anthem or whether the NFL should suspend him or not. He’s constantly trippin’ on players kneelin’ or not when the Constitution gives every American the First Amendment right to participate in peaceable protest. It doesn’t say that you have to agree with it. That’s what makes this country so special relative to others. When you’re the guy in charge you’re supposed to stand on those very principles. Why? Because you’re the guy in charge.

If your moto is to “Make America Great Again” how bout we just make the office great again and simply do the work that the American citizens expect the President to do. How bout that? Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

There is no caption under the photo today bruh!