The Jay Graves Report

Trump pulled a Kobe on a boy and NOBODY paid attention to it! “Naw Playa”

"Man why you gotta bring that back up bruh?

Hilarie Burton, the famous actress, once said, “For me, I always wonder what’s worse: an emotional betrayal or a physical betrayal? That’s a really tough call.” William Feather, the publisher and author, gave it to us like this, “Most of us regard good luck as our right, and bad luck as a betrayal of that right.” Then Tennessee Williams, the playwright, put it where the goats can get it, “We have to distrust each other. It is our only defense against betrayal.”

Well playas…there are some cats that you can NEVER trust so when they decide to betray you it’s not surprisin’. On Friday some dun from Access Hollywood leaked a tape to the Washington Post of Donald Trump talkin’ crazy about literally sexually assaultin’ women, for lack of a better term, back in 2005. Everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma, Ms. Jackson has heard the ignorance on that joint so I don’t need to tell you what’s on it. Everybody’s talkin’ about this foolishness but nobody’s talkin’ about the Kobe that he pulled when he released his statement with a half backed apology.

Ole boy jumped on Twitter and said, “This was locker room banter, a private conversation that took place many years ago. Bill Clinton has said far worse to me on the golf course – not even close. I apologize if anyone was offended.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! How was that any different than Kobe tellin’ the cops, when he was arrested on sexual assault charges, in Eagle, Colorado that “he should have done what Shaq does … that Shaq would pay his women not to say anything” and already had paid up to $1 million “for situations like this.”?  

Now don’t don’t get it twisted, I’m not condoning the actions of either one of these cats. They’re both DEAD wrong! However, boyz kill me gettin’ into some foolishness and then throwin’ other duns under the bus. Bill Clinton wasn’t on that bus with those fools talkin’ crazy so why drag him into this? Shaq wasn’t in Colorado pullin’ stunts with Kobe so why would he bring a boy’z name up? Because some duns simply can’t be trusted whether you’re in the ride with them or not. Any cat that throws another man into traffic to make himself look better is a bad news.

Listen up fellas…if you get caught in the bushes playin’ hide and go seek and your toes are stickin’ out. Don’t jump up and say, hey bruh they caught US! Naw playa! They caught YOU!! If you’re willin’ to act a fool alone you gotta be willin’ to deal with the consequences alone!

And I wish all of these people would stop this nonsense about bein’ shocked that Trump actually said these things. It’s Donald Trump!

I blame the media for allowin’ this foolishness to go on for as long as it did bruh. Access Hollywood knew that they had this type of ignorance in their possession durin’ the primaries and sat on it. He never should have been in this position in the first place. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!