The Jay Graves Report

Tom Brady’s the GOAT and to argue otherwise is to be insane! “Snot Bubbles”

If there was any doubt who the greatest quarterback of All-Time was before Super Bowl LI was played there wasn’t any after the joint was over playboy! Tom Brady has put that discussion to bed with a good old fashion Big Momma butt whoopin’! The kind that makes a boy hyperventilate with snot bubbles comin’ out of his nose.

Naw playa…it’s a wrap! You can hate on him all you want. He’s the rich good lookin’ QB wearin’ UGG boots that’s married to the super model but one thing you better not call him is soft!! Down 28-3 in the middle of the third quarter in the Super Bowl with more than 133 million  watchin’ the joint and he spit on a 25 point deficit to win the joint in overtime 34-28.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The dun is the only cat in NFL history to lead his team to five Super Bowl Championships! The only cat to win four Super Bowl MVP’s! The only cat to led a team out of more than a 10 point deficit in a the Super Bowl to win the joint and the only one to put up 466 yards passing on the biggest stage in history! NUTS!!!

I know boyz love to hate but you can’t hate on this cat!!! Not after what you saw on Sunday night!!! All you can do is respect a boy at this point. Twenty-five points down?!!! In the Super Bowl bruh? Put it like this, the Patriots were dead at the funeral home gettin’ embalmed by the middle of the third quarter and that dun walked in, pulled a boy off of the gurney, told a boy to put his darn clothes back on, close up that gun shot wound and took him to the after-set.

Until a boy can do what he’s done on the biggest stage and consistently put in work! I don’t wanna hear another word about who the GOAT at the quarterback position is EVER again! If you don’t start and finish with the rich good lookin’ dun in the UGG boots rockin’ the super model wife, shut up talkin’ bruh because you’re talkin’ out of the side of your neck like Larry Blackman.  Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Larry Blackman: noun – lead singer of the R&B group Cameo. Ole boy sang the hot joint “Talking out the Side of Your Neck.”

 The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk! 

 

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