Benjamin Franklin once said, “We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.” John Wayne broke it down like this, “Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid.” Then Bertrand Russell, the British philosopher, pushed all of the dominoes off of the table when he spit, “The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.”
Well playas…the stupid end up drugged and robbed of their jewelry or do they just give it away? Tennessee Titans offensive lineman, Quinton Spain, told a boy that he was drugged and robbed of $113,000 worth of jewelry. Accordin’ to TMZ Sports the incident occurred on January 27 at an Orlando hotel. Ole boy met a woman at an Orlando night club earlier in the evenin’, invited her back to his hotel room where she made the dun the a drink. He told police that after he had the drink he remembered absolutely nothin’. When he got up he was missin’ a $60,000 gold chain, a $40,000 Rolex and another chain worth 13 stacks!!!
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I don’t know which is more stupid, lettin’ some chick that you don’t know make you a drink or walkin’ around with $113,000 worth of jewelry on while drinkin’ something that some chick gave you that you don’t know. Figure that one out later on playa. These young cats gone learn at some point bruh!
Now I realize that these duns have more bread than they know what to do with but where did this cat grow up! C’mon bruh! Big Momma didn’t give you the usual, “Don’t be out there messin’ around with folks you don’t know and never accept a drink from somebody that you just met!! I don’t care how fine you think she is!”
On some real talk, you’re supposed to keep that foolishness to yourself. You gotta just take the “L” on that one bruh. He just admitted to givin’ away $113,000 worth of jewelry! That’s right I said givin’ away! Because if you’re careless enough to let a dun take it then you gave it away. It’s like leavin’ the keys in the ride and tellin’ the police that somebody stole it sittin’ in your driveway. You gave it away bruh. And guess what? They’re lined up to get the next round of jewelry off of you at this point. Why? Because you just told the world that you’ve got the propencity to give away $113,000 worth of stuff. And that’s the edited version. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!