The Jay Graves Report

These ole fake media-types have finally run out of Ohio State playoff excuses! “Thanks Iowa”

Thanks Iowa for allowin' us to enjoy the rest of the college football season without hearin' the foolishness of why Ohio State should be in the playoff. Photo:

Every week these ole fake media-types find a way to justify puttin’ Ohio State in the Top 4. Well playboy…they’ve finally run out of excuses after the Buckeyes got butt naked drug up and down the field in Iowa City on Saturday night 55-24 by the Iowa Hawkeyes!!!

That was the second draggin’ they took this season. Boyz tried to justify the first beat down they received at the hands of Baker Mayfield and Co. from Norman back in September by sayin’ that J.T. Barrett and new offensive coordinator Kevin Wilson hadn’t yet jelled.

Boyz kill me tryin’ to act like Ohio State has to be in the Top 4 for college football to be college football.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! They shouldn’t have been in the playoff last year because they didn’t win the Big Ten!! Penn State did and they beat Ohio State!! So as a result of the fake media-types hypin’ that foolishness up all season the committee fell for the Oakey Doke and put them in.

And guess what playa? They got drug by Clemson in front of everybody and their baby’s momma and wasted everybody’s time that knew that they didn’t deserve to be there in the first place. So thank goodness that they got drug twice in the regular season so that we don’t have to listen to duns hollerin’ about why they should be in the playoff again this year.

Please don’t act like I’m the only person that sees this foolishness. Thanks Iowa for blowin’ the doors, transmission, brakes, windows and back seats off of Ohio State so that we can enjoy the rest of the regular season without the foolish arguments for the Buckeyes.

Both Wisconsin and Miami are still undefeated and they’ve yet to crack the Top 5 in the AP Poll. Do I think that they are better than one loss Notre Dame, Clemson and Oklahoma? Nope!! But do they both deserve to be ahead of those three because they’re still UNDEFEATED? Yep!!!

Until they lose they deserve to be ahead of teams with losses. Especially if they’re playin’ in the same Big Ten Ohio State is playin’ in and the same ACC that Clemson is playin’ in. Otherwise, what’s the point of them playin’ the games bruh? The wins and the losses have to count and if they don’t this is all stupid. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!