Hildegard Knef once said, “Success and failure are greatly overrated. But failure gives you a whole lot more to talk about.” Sylvester Stallone gave it to us like this, “I have great expectations for the future, because the past was highly overrated.” Then Malcolm Gladwell, the best sellin’ author, put it where the goats could get it when he said, “Consistency is the most overrated of all human virtues… I’m someone who changes his mind all the time.”
Well playas…the overrated consistency is that these ole fake media-types keep puttin’ some of these SEC teams in the preseason top 10 every year that don’t deserve to be there. To start the season these boyz had LSU ranked No.5 and Tennessee ranked No.9 knowin’ that neither one of them should have been ranked that high. They both lost to unranked average teams this weekend.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Alabama is the REAL DEAL EVERY year!! We don’t have to ever question Nick Saban and Co. or anybody affiliation with Roll Tide!! This ain’t that bruh!!! But when you start reachin’ and grabbin’ boyz just to force them into the Top 10 to make the SEC look better than it is. That’s a problem!!! Alabama is the freakin’ SEC! Stop it!!
They were about to run Les Miles out of town last year when he lost 3 straight! Then all of a sudden they’re a Top 5 team to start the season! It’s foolishness bruh!!! Then an SEC team FINALLY leaves the comfort of the south and actually plays a true road game in a different part of the country and they get beat. I wonder why?
Oh you haven’t ever noticed that the SEC never leaves the south to play true road games? Think about it bruh! All of the non-conference games they play are at home against duns like Troy State, Georgia Southern, The Citadel, etc. When they do play a big school they play them in Dallas or in Atlanta. In case you didn’t know playboy. That’s in the south!!!
These duns includin’ Alabama don’t ever play home and away deals with cats outside of the south. Have you ever seen them up in Columbus or Ann Arbor or out at USC or up in Oregon? Naw playboy you don’t! So when LSU finally got the nerve to show up in Wisconsin you already knew it was gonna be a problem. How does the 5th ranked team in America go up to play a mediocre team at best and get beat? A team that shouldn’t have been ranked No.5 in the first place.
Then ole dull Tennessee played Appalachian State at the crib and wet the bed! They lost 4 ball games last year and all of a sudden they’re ranked No.9 to start the season. The 9th ranked team in the country shouldn’t be strugglin’ with App State bruh! Yes they won the ball game but to struggle with App State at the crib is as bad as a loss. But when you really aren’t the 9th ranked team that’s what happens. Stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!