The Jay Graves Report

These fake media-types are tryin’ to force Ohio State into the playoff AGAIN bruh! “Foolishness”

"I know this is some foolishness but Ima ride with it though bruh!" Photo: Getty Images

See this is that foolishness that I’m talkin’ bout bruh! The college football rankings continue to make no sense because boyz are pushin’ agendas. Everybody and their baby’s momma will get on TV and radio this week and try to sell this nonsense knowin’ that they don’t even believe half of it themselves.

The Associated Press Top 25 came out after Saturday’s games and here we go with the Ohio State push AGAIN to get them into the playoff. When we already saw them get pushed in last year and get the doors blown off of them by D. Watt and Co. from Clemson.  Penn State won the Big Ten and beat them in the process. But here we go again anyway.

Here’s the Top 5 right now bruh:

1) Alabama 8-0

2) Georgia 8-0

3) Ohio State 7-1

4) Wisconsin 8-0

5) Notre Dame 7-1

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Will somebody explain to me how Ohio State is ranked No.3 ahead of both Wisconsin and Notre Dame when they got blasted at the crib by Oklahoma? Wisconsin is still undefeated and playin’ in the Big Ten and it’s a Power 5 conference. Notre Dame’s only loss was to undefeated Georgia. And even act like Miami isn’t still undefeated either and they’re playin’ in the ACC. The same conference that Clemson plays in and won the national title last year.

So if nothin’ else, all of those teams should be sittin’ ahead of Ohio State at least for the time bein’. Don’t tell me that it’s because Ohio State just beat Penn State and now they’ve found their chemistry with the new offensive coordinator Kevin Wilson and J.T. Barrett like ole Booger McFarland tried to sell to us yesterday on ESPN.

That terrible whippin’ they took from Oklahoma was still in this 2017 season bruh. You can’t separate the season into sections and act like it doesn’t all go on the same resume. Don’t tell me that it’s about who you think is the better team because your opinion shouldn’t count.

If the wins and the losses don’t count then why are we even playin’ the games? If you’re goin’ to tell me it’s about who you think is better right now then we may as well have picked the teams to play in the playoff after spring ball and been done with it.

If Ohio State can get butt naked embarrassed on national TV a month ago and still be ranked 5 places ahead of the duns that beat the brakes off of them with the same record, we’ve got a problem. And sure, OU got beat by dull Iowa State but let me ask you bruh, how dull is Iowa State really? They not only knocked off the Sooners in Norman but they just beat, then undefeated, TCU!!! But that’s for another talk show. Let’s get back to dull Ohio State gettin’ pushed up the rankings when they shouldn’t be.

I know that this is week to week and it’s fluid. So it’ll be completely different this time next week. However, if we’re rankin’ boyz today they’ve got to be ranked based on what they’ve accomplished through today. Not by what you think is goin’ to happen in 4 weeks.

Do I think that Ohio State is a better team than Wisconsin? Sure I do! You darn right I do! However, right now Wisconsin is UNDEFEATED and deserves to be ranked ahead of Ohio State until they lose. The same goes for Miami. Notre Dame deserves to be ahead of the Buckeyes because their only loss was to UNDEFEATED Georgia and they’ve got the same record as Ohio State.

Stop playin’ games and rank these boyz where they deserved to be ranked and not where you want them to be ranked. In the famous words of Bill Parcells, “You are what your record says you are!” Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

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