The Jay Graves Report

The Shame of Bein’ an Indiana Basketball fan on Selection Sunday! “Laughable”

"CMB! We all we got!"

Selection Sunday came and went and the Indiana Hoosiers are headed to the dull NIT!! The fact that a program that was once one of the blue bloods of college basketball is playin’ in the NIT should be a fireable offense. Instead of TV One workin’ on the next episode of Unsung on some dun like Rob Bass or Kool Moe Dee they need to be in Bloomington talkin’ to IU!! They’re the biggest Unsung in college basketball history. They’re stumblin’ around lookin’ like the has been  actor or ball player that’s livin’ on the streets tellin’ boyz how good they USED to be.

Bein’ an IU grad it’s been shameful to watch the process play out all season.  When they ran up to dull Fort Wayne and took an “L” you knew it was over. Any big time program that even agrees to play a freakin’ commuter campus on the road is like the Walking Dead.

There was no use in watchin’ the selection show bruh.  Boyz already knew that they weren’t goin’ to ring their doorbell and run! The kids in the neighborhood looked at IU’s door and said, “Man it’s a waste of time even ringin’ that dun’s door because he can’t even walk to answer the door.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! When Northwestern starts gettin’ NCAA Tournament bids and IU’s at the crib it’s a problem. That’s like Silk the Shocker winnin’ best lyracist over Jay-Z. C’mon bruh!! Indiana is the Mecca of high school basketball and the freakin’ state school is the No.3 seed in the NIT playin’ on the road at dull Georgia Tech this week?

The Big Ten gets six teams into the Tournament and Indiana is still at home in the bed bruh. When you think of traditional powers in college basketball, Indiana used to be in that conversation. Used to be bruh! Now they’re the laughin’ stock of the darn state!! Purdue, Butler and Notre Dame are dancin’ like Chris Brown, Usher and Michael Jackson at a tapin’ of Soul Train in 1976 with the little Asian chick everybody had a crush on. Wheredeydodatat?

If you’d been asleep since 1988, woke up on Selection Sunday 2017 and they told you that six Big Ten teams made the Tournament. No way would you think that Indiana would be sittin’ in a room butt naked urinating into milk bottles like ole dull Howard Hughes.

Purdue, Wisconsin, Maryland, Michigan State, Michigan, Minnesota and Northwestern all get into the party and IU is out in parkin’ lot gettin’ beat up by neighborhood nerds that used to get they’re lunch money taken on the way to school.

Yes, it’s a shame to even be affiliated with Indiana this mornin’ and they may even go to freakin’ Atlanta and get beat this week. That’s the foolishness of it all bruh. That fact that IU hasn’t pushed Tom Cream out of the ride yet is laughable. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) CMB: noun – reference to the movie New Jack City. Nino Brown crew was the Cash Money Brothers and they were all they had.

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!