The Jay Graves Report

The REAL reason why Washington didn’t get embarrassed by Alabama! “Punches”

Alabama running back Bo Scarbrough (9) stiff arms Washington defensive back Jojo McIntosh (14) as he carries the ball during the first half of the Peach Bowl NCAA college football game, Saturday, Dec. 31, 2016, in Atlanta. (AP Photo/Butch Dill)

What do you really want me to say bruh? Alabama is Alabama! They did what everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma, Ms. Jackson, thought that they would do. Show up! Show out! And dip! Earl Nightingale, the radio personality, writer, speaker and author, once said, “The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts.”

Well playas…Alabama moves in the direction of Nick Saban’s dominant thoughts! On Saturday they ran through downtown Atlanta grabbed some peaches, put a respectable beaten on Washington 24-7 and got back on I-20 West and went to the crib.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! At least Washington showed up and gave them a game. Now don’t get it twisted, they got drug up and down the field but it didn’t look as bad because Bama didn’t put up a lot of points. The Huskies were only down 10 points for most of the game. So they did Big Momma proud back out on the west coast.

She was just hopin’ that they didn’t go to the “A” and get half a hundred put on them!! “Twenty-four points!!! Aw we can live with that playa!” At least Washington didn’t go belly up like ole dull undeservin’ to be at the party Ohio State. Washington at least punched Bama in the mouth as they were goin’ through their pockets and tryin’ to take their sneakers.

You know how it is in the ghetto when a boy is walkin’ to school and the gangstas roll up on the side of a him. “What cha got in ya pockets playa!” While they’re already goin’ through his pockets. They’re takin’ a boy’z shoes off of him at the same time. However, the young cat fires on the main cat and knocks him down and unconscious for a minute too. Then the rest of the gangstas take everything out of his pockets but leaves his shoes and his book bag.

The crazy thing is, he’ll never have to worry about gettin’ robbed again. Why? Because the bully respects the young dun’s fight! Even though Alabama beat Washington they didn’t embarrass them. They could have put 50 on the board but they didn’t. They let them get out of the joint with their dignity. Tall respect for Washington for firin’ first. Now they’ve got respect on the block and next season these ole fake media-types won’t be second guessin’ them early on in the polls. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Fire: verb – to hit

 

 

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