The Jay Graves Report

The REAL reason the Joe Mixon tape hit the streets! “Pockets”

Today playboy I only needed to give you one quote and it’s from the ultimate piece of paper that governs this land. The Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution prohibits subjectin’ any person “for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb…”

Well playas…now that the dull Oklahoma Supreme Court has forced the City of Norman to release the video of Joe Mixon firin’ on  Amelia Molitor, everybody and their baby’s momma is goin’ nuts. Ole boy fractured four bones in her face durin’ a squab in a sandwich shop near campus in the summer of 2014. The Oklahoma Association of Broadcasters sued for it to be released and the city had until December 26th to release it or file an appeal. So they let it rip on Friday.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! By no means will I EVER condone a boy firin’ on a woman. Why? Because I’ve got a wife, a daughter and a sister and my mother , who JUST passed away bruh. So duns that hit women get no mercy from me.

However, when Mixon committed the act more than two years ago and he was suspended for the ENTIRE 2014 season, which would have been his incomin’ freshman season, he paid his dues for the foolishness. If the Fifth Amendment says that you can’t double jeopardy a boy, then you can’t double jeopardy a boy! If he’s already been punished then why is there a need to ruin his livelihood now that he’s about to get drafted?

If boyz were so upset about his behavior at the time then why didn’t they force the city to release the tape in 2014 when the foolishness occurred? Why? Because the dun was the No.1 recruit in America and he stood to make the University, the city of Norman and the state of Oklahoma to boat load of bread if he played there. Let’s call it what it is playa. Now that he’s about to dip into the NFL they’ve got no more use for him. So the tape hits the streets.

Let me straight up put it where the goats can get it bruh! Everybody watchin’ that tape that is hollerin’ for Joe Mixon not to get drafted and for Bob Stoops to be fired wanna act like they didn’t see the young lady hit Joe Mixon, grab him by the throat and accordin’ to him, call him the N-word and spit on him. Now you can’t tell by lookin’ at the tape if she spit on him and called him the N-word. Again, I ‘m not condonin’ his behavior at all bruh, but callin’ someone the N-word, spittin’ on them and hittin’ them all in one sittin’ creates a plethora of problems for the dun, male or female, that thought that they could get away with it. I’m just sayin’!

Let me give it to straight with no chaser pimpin’. Unfortunately, not everybody was taught the rule or follows the rule of “Don’t EVER hit a woman!” I know that sounds crazy to most folks but it’s true. That’s why ALL people, both men and women, need to learn how to keep their hands to themselves. If everybody followed that rule we wouldn’t be havin’ this ignorant discussion.

There are a lot of women in this world that will swing on a boy because they assume that he’s not goin’ to swing back. And more often than not he won’t. Unfortunately, Joe Mixon did. That’s why, young ladies, you’ve got to keep your hands in your pockets. I’m not tellin’ you what I heard babygirl. I’m tellin’ you what I know.

I’ve got a daughter that I have to constantly remind not to  EVER get angry enough to hit one of these little boyz. Why? Because I’m not tryin’ to go to jail. Because if you hit one of them and they knock you out. Somebody better get my bail money together. So to avoid all of that foolishness in the first place! “Keep yo hands in yo pockets!!”

Joe Mixon was DEAD wrong for hittin’ that young lady no matter what she did because he’s a man and far more powerful than her and it could have been much worse. Even at a mere 18 years old he’s got to be able to control his emotions. Why? Because that wasn’t the first nor will it be the last time somebody is goin’ to call him the N-word.

Now I can’t comment on what to do if a boy spits on you because I’ve never been spit on. You’ve got to holler at a boy that’s been through that one before bruh. I pray that I’ll have enough self-control to walk away from that one too.

But don’t get fooled by duns down in Oklahoma seeming to be lookin’ for justice. They’ve just got no more use for him!!! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

4) Dip: verb – to leave