The Jay Graves Report

The REAL reason the Bears stink more often than not! “Details”

"Please take this shirt off of me!"

Gary Ryan Blair, the famous strategic thinker and consultant, once said, “Discipline is based on pride, on meticulous attention to details, and on mutual respect and confidence. Discipline must be a habit so ingrained that it is stronger than the excitement of the goal or the fear of failure.” Ernest Hemingway gave it to us like this, “Every man’s life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one from another.” Then John Wooden got deep on a boy when he spit, “It’s the little details that are vital. Little things make big things happen.” 

Well playas….it was the little details that I tried to tell you boyz about Jay Cutler since 2009 that you wouldn’t listen to. Now everybody in Chicago is sittin’ around with egg of their faces wonderin’ where it all went wrong. It was wrong from the jump playboy but you refused to listen to ya boy tell you the truth when they picked him up. So fast forward to Monday night when EVERYBODY and their Uncle Leroy’s baby’s momma watched the Bears get drug up and down the field by the dull Eagles with a rookie quarterback 29-14. 

The dun left the game in the third quarter with his feelings hurt but the team wants you to believe that it was his right thumb. Mighty funny that he threw a dull pick just before he walked off of the field and the series before that he fumbled the rock away both of which resulted in points for Philly.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! An ole timer once told me sittin’ in the barber shop when I was a shorty that “The Truth is always in the details.” Whenever you wanna know the truth about a boy, just simply pay attention to his actions and mannerisms. Most importantly, just sit in the cut and watch him. He’ll tell you everything you wanna know without ever sayin’ a word to you. The great Maya Angelou once said, “When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time.” 

More often than not this dun is into it with a boy on the sidelines for whatever reason. Most of the time he’s blamin’ somebody else for his screw ups or plain get cursed out by a boy that’s hot that he screwed up. Did you see him gettin’ cursed up one wall and down the other by injured outside linebacker Pernell McPhee durin’ the Philly debacle? He was givin’ Cutler the business and darin’ that dun to buck up.

Ole boy was an accident waitin’ to happen in Denver bruh! That’s why they got rid of him in the middle of a 6 year $48 million contract. He was already out there trippin’ and boyz had grown tired of it. His ability to play the game at that point had  never a question. Durin’ his final year with the Broncos he threw for 4,526 yards and 25 touchdowns! In the 37 games he played with the Broncos he threw for 9,024 yards and 54 touchdowns! Nobody ever said that the dun couldn’t play. 

However, he’s an emotional mess and in order to be an elite quarterback in the NFL you can’t be a pouter or a blamer and he’s both! So therefore, boyz unloaded him to the “more often than not bad decision makin’ Bears” and they fell for the empty TV box with shavin’ cream trick and here we go!! 

Oh, the Bears don’t consistently make bad personnel decisions bruh? Go pull up the stats from this past weekend on all of the boyz that the Bears moved on from just this past off-season that got buck wild on their new teams. Go holler at wide receiver Brandon Marshall, running back Matt Forte and tight end Martellus Bennett! Really?

Not to mention them firin’ Lovie Smith after a 10-6 season!! Who get’s fired for winnin’ 10 games bruh? Under John Fox these duns are 1-8 in home games pimpin’!!! If they can’t win at the crib they’re gonna be embarrassed out in these streets! That’s GUARANTEED!!! Fox is 6-12 with the Bears at this point! So you’re gonna tell me that it made more sense to fire a boy that was 10-6 that didn’t make the playoffs because the division just happened to be great that year and run out and get a boy with NO NFL head coachin’ experience?  Marc Trestman was a complete joke and now Fox is wettin’ the bed nightly. Good luck with that bruh.

The Bears are the same train wreck they’ve been for years because the duns buyin’ the groceries won’t listen. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

4) Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m tryin’ to passionately get my point across to.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!