The Jay Graves Report

The REAL reason Kobe didn’t play against OKC bruh! “Yoke”

"No way was I gonna get out here with these young boyz!"

Roy H. Williams, the well-known author once said, “A smart man makes a mistake, learns from it, and never makes that mistake again. But a wise man finds a smart man and learns from him how to avoid the mistake altogether.” John Wooden gave it to us like this, “Whatever you do in life, surround yourself with smart people who’ll argue with you.” Then John C. Maxwell, the famous author, shut the buildin’ down when he spit, “A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them.” 

Well playas…Kobe Bean Bryant is playin’ you suckas like a bass fiddle at a hionky-tonk right now because he was big enough to finally admit his mistake of thinkin’ that Father Time was undefeated by pullin’ a PR move and writin’ the “Dear Basketball” letter. He’s smart enough to profit from it right now because you boyz have backed up off of him for lookin’ like a sucka out here and he’s collectin’ all of the love at the moment. Freakin’ GENIUS is what it is playboy!! 

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! When the season started that dun was the butt of ALL NBA jokes because he refused to admit that he was mortal. So as boyz were givin’ it to him from radio to the TV talkin’ heads he pulled the ultimate PR move by writin’ the letter.  Now instead of blastin’ him boyz are givin’ him a pass. 

So on Thursday night when the dun FINALLY got a “yoke” against the Rockets, boyz went nuts like the Mamba was back. But when he didn’t play on Saturday night against the Thunder because of a “sore shoulder” these same suckas believed it! HE DIDN’T PLAY BECAUSE FATHER TIME IS UNDEFEATED BRUH AND THEY’RE TRYIN’ TO PROTECT HIM! Stop with this foolishness! He’s finally admitted that he was too old to do this and now you’re believin’ that his shoulder is sore! 

His whole body is sore playboy! He dunked on a boy and acted like he was hot again! Do you know how much energy it takes to get at a boy like that? And he stuck his tongue out!!! In other words he was talkin’ trash to a boy on the low. You don’t think that the other young guns saw that?    

Anybody with half of a brain knew that he wasn’t gonna suit up on Saturday night in OKC and boyz were ready for the excuse. Well, all of the bonafide hustlas out here knew it. The rest of these fake media-types and naive cats from the suburbs were surprised that he didn’t play but I wasn’t.  

Do you know what a dun like Russell Westbrook would have done to him if he’d stepped on the floor? And I know that they don’t play the same position bruh but when a boy is hard headed and wants to keep jumpin’ in the ocean with the sharks. EVERY great white in it wants a piece of him. So trust and believe Young Russ would have found a way to guard him and give him the business. Why? Because Kobe’s been disrepectin’ the game actin’ like he’s still the No.1 option in LA at 37 years old. It wasn’t until he wanted to save his image that he wrote the fake tail letter to back back boyz up off of him. And that’s the edited version. So they backed off and he stuck his tongue out at ‘um.

And yes, I know that I’m talkin’ about a Top 5 player  of ALL-TIME but he ain’t that dude today! He’s not even a legitimate NBA player right now pimpin’! So trust and believe that the Garden Snake won’t play in ANY game this year with a young superstar on the other end of the floor. Why? Because the Lakers and Byron Scott wanna save him the embarrassment on his way out. Because you already know these young boyz are linin’ up to get at him like I told you at the beginnin’ of the season. Why? Because they backed off and now he’s bein’ disrespectful. Stop me when I start lyin’! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific. 

2) Yoke: verb – G.I. for dunking on someone. Oh, G.I. is Gary, Indiana playa. Home of the original gangstas and hustlas.