The Jay Graves Report

The REAL reason Indiana got the brakes beat off of them! “Dawgs”

CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA - FEBRUARY 27: Head coach Roy Williams of the North Carolina Tar Heels reacts in the first half during their game against the Virginia Cavaliers at John Paul Jones Arena on February 27, 2016 in Charlottesville, Virginia. (Photo by Patrick McDermott/Getty Images)

Jay-Z once said, “The burden of poverty isn’t just that you don’t always have the things you need, it’s the feeling of being embarrassed every day of your life, and you’d do anything to lift that burden.” Emily Osment, the famous actress, gave it to us like this, “I don’t get embarrassed easily, and I do silly things all the time!” Then Richard Branson broke it down like a playa at a gator seminar in Detroit when he spit, “Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again.” 

Well playas…sometimes it okay to be embarrassed by your failures when a boy makes you look completely inept in front of Big Momma. When a boy takes all of your penny candy, Funions, red pop and your Jordan’s on the way to school you need to be embarrassed bruh! North Carolina beat the brakes off of Indiana 101-86 and the score wasn’t even indicative of the real beat down Big Momma had to watch. 

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I was bein’ nice with the way I just described that! North Carolina walked into the joint like some gangstas at the playground and just mopped the Hoosiers across the floor. They had no answer for Marcus Paige all night! That dun was 6 of 9 from 3-point range and finished with 21 points. UNC shot 51 percent from the field and 55 percent from behind the arc. But most importantly they had better athletes bruh! 

North Carolina got up and down the floor on these boyz! Point blank!!! Yeah, Yogi did what Yogi does but he can’t beat a boy by himself. Why? Because he’s 5’10” but his profile say he’s 6 feet tall and light skinned. Ole boy finish with 25 points and Troy Williams dropped off his 21 but those two were the only two cats willin’ to fight for the Jordan’s when it came down to it. They got not help off of the bench with a total of 21 points from them. 

Yeah playboy, I know that UNC’s bench only popped off 17 points but every dun in the car that pulled up from the tip wearin’ Carolina blue finished in double figures. AND THEY HAD BETTER ATHLETES!!!! It is what it is! I don’t live in the world of what should be, I live in the world of what is. 

Like I’ve been sayin’ for YEARS!!! In order for IU to compete at the next level they’ve got to start gettin’ some dawgs to come to Bloomngton!! Every time they run into teams with some dawgs, not some toy puddles they wet the bed!! And on Friday night they soiled the mattress to the point where Big Momma can’t even turn it over. They did play bad, they just got out played. Stop me when I start lyin’! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Gator: noun – alligator shoes bruh

2) Spit: verb – to say

3) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific. 

4) Dawgs: noun – players with some heart. Boyz that can play in the projects in the cage in a Saturday afternoon and fight a boy if need be for his sneakers. And that isn’t just black players from the hood either bruh because a dun like Larry Bird could have grown up in the G (Gary, Indiana) and still held his own. Not just because of his talent but because of his heart