The Jay Graves Report

The NBA “saved face” by allowin’ boyz play a pick ’em format for the All-Star Game! “UHHHH”

"You already know that was about to be some foolishness bruh!" Photo: REX/Shutterstock

On Tuesday the NBA announced a power move that would save the 2018 All-Star Game from bein’ the biggest waste of time since the USFL or the XFL. They told a boy that they were changin’ the format for the game by allowin’ the fans to vote for two captains and then they would pick who will play on their respective teams regardless of the conference the cats plays in.

So in other words, boyz can pick whoever they want to play with them. They’ll still be 12 duns selected from each conference. They’ll still have the starters selected by the fan vote of 50 percent, 25 percent by the players and 25 percent by the dull media. The seven reserves will then be chosen by the head coaches in each conference.

So once all of the cats that are selected as the starters will be picked by the captains and so on and so forth. Therefore, teammates could actually be playin’ against each another.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! They had to do this foolishness because the East has been decimated by trades and free agency over the summer. Think about it bruh, 22 of the top 30 players are in the West!! If they’d kept the same format it would have been complete foolishness on the floor in February in LA. EVERYBODY’S in the West!!!

Instead of me namin’ all of the duns out West let me name the duns in the East! It’s easier. There’s LeBron, Kyrie, Gordon Hayward, John Wall, Kevin Love, uhhhhhhhhhh. You get my point!!!

EVERYBODY’S in the West!!!

Cats from the league office are hollerin’ that foolishness that they’ve been workin’ on this for a few years now with Chris Paul, the president of the players union. Naw playa, they looked up and realized that the All-Star Game was about to be an embarrassment to the league if they didn’t do something and quick.

Sure, it’ll be fun to watch now because ballers are ballers and the joint won’t be stacked. Just don’t lie to boyz tellin’ them that this has been in the works for a while now. It’s called savin’ face and I’m cool with that. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!

 

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