The Jay Graves Report

The Dolphins just fell for the foolishness that is Jay Cutler! “TV’s and Bricks”

Ref: "Whassup dawg? Cutler: "Man they don't ever let me get my way!!" Photo: Tom Cruze/Sun Times

Gary Ryan Blair, the famous strategic thinker and consultant, once said, “Discipline is based on pride, on meticulous attention to details, and on mutual respect and confidence. Discipline must be a habit so ingrained that it is stronger than the excitement of the goal or the fear of failure.” Ernest Hemingway gave it to us like this, “Every man’s life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one from another.” Then John Wooden got deep on a boy when he spit, “It’s the little details that are vital. Little things make big things happen.”

Well playas…it’s the details that boyz gloss over when makin’ decisions that always get them into trouble. On Sunday the Miami Dolphins put a truck load of marbles into Jay Cutler’s pocket to take over as the starter now that Ryan Tannehill has gone down with a knee injury. They reached an agreement with this dun for one year $10 million with an additional $3 million in incentives. So ole dull Jay Cutler could literally rob the Dolphins without a ski mask for $13 million this year when it’s all said and done.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Jay Cutler has always been a talented quarterback. However, the dun is a train wreck waitin’ to happen and has always been. In 2009 I tried to tell cats in Chicago that ole boy was an accident waitin’ to happen but they wouldn’t listen. That’s why Denver got rid of him in the middle of a 6 year $48 million contract. Nobody gets rid of their franchise quarterback at 26 years old after he put up crazy numbers the previous season. Durin’ his final year with the Broncos he threw for 4,526 yards and 25 touchdowns! In the 37 games he played with them he threw for 9,024 yards and 54 touchdowns! Nobody ever said that the dun couldn’t play.

He’s a blamer and a pouter bruh and that makes for a bad situation in the locker room as well as on the field. The last time we saw him on a football field he was about to get the brakes beaten off of him by his own teammate. Remember last season on a Monday Night game  in September when EVERYBODY and their Uncle Leroy’s baby’s momma watched the Bears get drug up and down the field by the dull Eagles with a rookie quarterback 29-14?

Ole boy left the game in the third quarter with his feelings hurt but the Bears wanted you to believe that it was his right thumb. Mighty funny he threw a dull pick just before he walked off of the field and the series before that he fumbled the rock away both of which resulted in points for Philly.

Now if he were really hurt and the thumb was really the problem that night Pernell McPhee wouldn’t have been about to climb up his collar. Ole boy cursed him up one wall and down the other and McPhee was injured himself.  He was givin’ Cutler the business and darin’ that dun to buck up. Why? Because Cutler is notorious for screwin’ up and then tryin’ to blame it on someone else instead of ownin’ it like a G. That’s been his M.O. since he came into the league.

For all of you cats that got lost on M.O. that’s short for modus operandi which means in ghetto terms “That’s just how that dun gets down.”

An ole timer once told me sittin’ in the barber shop when I was a shorty that “The Truth is always in the details.” Whenever you wanna know the truth about a boy, just simply pay attention to his actions and mannerisms. Most importantly, just sit in the cut and watch him. He’ll tell you everything you wanna know without ever sayin’ a word to you. The great Maya Angelou once said, “When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time.” 

Jay Cutler has already shown us who he is several times but the Dolphins want to act like they haven’t seen this dun become a cancer in the Broncos and Bears locker rooms. He’s good but he’s an emotional mess and in order to be an elite quarterback in this league and win you can’t be a pouter or a blamer and he’s both. So the Dolphins just fell for the empty TV box with shavin’ cream and bricks in it just like the dull Bears did in 2009. Good luck with that playa and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!