Bernard Devoto, the historian and author, once said, “The mind has its own logic but does not often let others in on it.” Louis D. Brandeis, the associate justice of the Supreme Court, gave it to us like this, “The logic of words should yield to the logic of realities.” Then Dale Carnegie, the writer and lecturer, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion.”
Well playas…Ryan Grigson, the GM of the Indianapolis Colts, must have been at the top of Carnegie’s mind when he said that. Ole boy is definitely not a creature of logic because he’s makin’ decisions up in this piece on pure emotion! Look here bruh, the Colts just played in London this past Sunday and they’ll be linin’ up to kick off again this comin’ Sunday at the crib against the Bears. Durin’ the off-season when the NFL was puttin’ the schedule together for the 2016 season. They hollered at the Colts and asked them if they wanted to take their bye week after comin’ back from London like ALL of the other 28 teams before them had done. The powers that be told them in their Jay Graves voice, “Naw playa we’re good! We want to take it in Week 10 instead!”
Fast forward to this week bruh. Ryan Grigson gets on the mic and says, “There’s a point and time where you just have to forget about all the baloney and beat the guy across from you. If you let that come into your play or psyche, those are excuses. It doesn’t matter if we have a long week or a short week. The expectations are still to go out there and win on Sunday and we’ve got to find a way to do it.”
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Ole boy sounds like Michael Jackson’s old man, Joe Jackson, with that foolishness! He sounds like he’s runnin’ a chain gang or something. If EVERY other team that’s flown to London to play has taken the followin’ week off. There’s a reason why duns have takin’ the week off! Uhhhh, like travelin’ half way around the world to play the same freakin’ game they could have been played in America!
They flew all the way over there to get Andrew Luck sacked 6 times! Bruh…I’m quite sure Luck would have been cool with flyin’ to Jacksonville and gettin’ sack 4 times or stayin’ at the crib and gettin’ sacked 2 times! And they darn sure didn’t have to fly all the way over there to lose. But it’s even worse when you’re playin’ for a dun that doesn’t even understand the logic of takin’ the followin’ week off when EVERYBODY else that’s made the same stupid trip has taken the bye.
So what I want to know is, who is Grigson really workin’ for? He and Pagano can’t see eye to eye because he’s buyin’ groceries that ole boy can’t cook with. And yeah, Pagano is over cookin’ some good meals from time to time but I’d rather eat some overcooked food than to eat bad groceries.
Here’s the logic that this dun is workin’ with bruh. He’s got a $140 million automobile sittin’ outside in a constant hailstorm and he can’t understand why the darn car is gettin’ beaten up. Wheredeydodatat?
Again, who’s this cat workin’ for? Because he sure isn’t workin’ for the Colts! I’m just sayin’! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!