The Jay Graves Report

The Colts are simply turnin’ away their fan base by continuin’ to lie about Luck’s status! “Deception”

"I've got nothin' to say bruh!" Photo: ESPN

Leonardo de Vinci once said, “The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.” Lauryn Hill broke it down like this, “Reality is easy. It’s deception that’s the hard work.” Then E.V. Lucas put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “Nothing is so boring as having to keep up a deception.”

Well playas…the Indianapolis Colts are borin’ boyz to death right now continuin’ to run the deception that Andrew Luck might play at some point in the near future if not this season. On Monday they ruled him out yet again for this week, Week 3, and nothin’ beyond that when the dun hasn’t practiced or played since Week 17 of last year.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I would have more respect for them if they told a boy that he’d be out for the first 6 to 8 weeks or something like “He’ll be out for the first half of the season and then we’ll re-evaluate him then” or something bruh. But to keep tellin’ boyz that he’s out for this week is crazy. Even the crazy pirate in the NFL commercial knows the dun wasn’t goin’ to play in Week 3 if he hadn’t put on a freakin’ uniform since Week 17 of last year.

Stop with this foolishness!! They’re leadin’ their fans around by the nose and nobody likes it. If the dun hadn’t put on a freakin’ uniform since last year he’s nowhere near bein’ ready to play. So therefore, once he does put one on he’s gotta get into game shape etc. So stop the charade bruh it’s gettin’ old.

It’s crazy that the Colts front office is literally playin’ this game and in the process they’re literally turnin’ their fan base away. I’m just sayin’ and stop me when I start lyin’!


Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!