The Jay Graves Report

The closer we get to the NBA Draft the worse LaVar Ball will act startin’ NOW! “Trust Me”

"This dude right here bruh!" Photo: Fox Sorts

On Wednesday the infamous LaVar Ball stood up on the table and dove into the punch bowl head first, AGAIN. While doin’ an interview with Fox Sport 1’s “The Herd with Colin Cowherd” the dun showed his, like my momma used to say, bare butt when Colin’s co-host Kristine Leahy started diggin’ to find out how many shoes the dun has actually sold.

When asked, ole boy told her to stay in her lane while refusin’ to even look at her.  She suggested that his company would be more successful if he marketed his product to women and he told her that’s if he had a women’s company. This cat is hilarious bruh!

So while he’s in full clown mode with the water spittin’ flower and whoopee cushion the dun starts feelin’ himself now that the Lakers have the second overall pick. He goes in on the big shoe companies as he says this foolishness, “Now that Lonzo’s headed to Los Angeles, what they should have done is give me a billion dollars and let me be on my way.”

He goes on to say, “Now you know … if they want to talk to me now, it just went up to $3 billion. Triple Bs — billion, billion, billion. That’s the only way they going to come at me. I’m already in the building. I don’t need them for nothing, as you can tell.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Pay attention to what he just said bruh. “Now that Lonzo’s headed to LA, what they should have done was give “ME” a billion dollars! That’s the only way they goin’ to came at “ME.” “I’M” in the buildin. “I” don’t need them for nothin’ etc.

Who’s playin’ ball playa? Him or Lonzo? I’m just just sayin’! The more he keeps runnin’ his mouth the more boyz are goin’ to back up off of him. Like Big Momma used to always say, “There’s a way to do things!” And sometimes you can’t just say whatever comes to mind. Even if you own the company playboy!  At some point you’ve got to do business with other people bruh. He’s still lookin’ for a distribution deal if nothin’ else. He can only sell the joints out of your basement for so long bruh.

As long as boyz keep puttin’ a camera or mic or both in his face he’s goin’ to act a fool! Just think of how outta control that dun is goin’ to be once he gets some real bread. Sit in the cut and wait for him to get butt naked every time he gets some air time from this point forward. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!