The Jay Graves Report

The Cavs knew that the Celtics were suspect that’s why they rested boyz down the stretch! “DULL”

It's lookin' bad for the C's right now bruh!" (AP Photo/Charles Krupa)

Duns looked at Cleveland last week with the stink eye when they decided to rest boyz in Miami which ultimately decided the No.1 seed in the East. By restin’ cats they pretty much gave up the top seed and were cool with sittin’ in the number 2 spot. Why? Because they knew that Boston wasn’t worth two dead flies smashed. They had just beaten the brakes off of them at the Garden a few weeks before and wasn’t worried about them.

Neither have the No.8 seeded Bulls bruh! Are you kiddin’ me? Chicago has shown up in Boston and takin’ the sneakers and jewelry off of these boyz by completely ownin’ Games 1 and 2! Now they’re headed back to the Chi up 2-0!! Wheredeydodatat?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! One thing is for certain and two is for sure, LeBron James understands what it takes to get to the Finals. He’s been to the joint for the past 6 straight years! So when he told boyz that it was okay for them to rest down the stretch and give up the No. 1 seed nobody tripped.

I guess if you play cats enough you can gauge how good they are or not. So playin’ a Boston team with home court advantage wouldn’t have made a bit of difference to them. Now these duns are on the verge of gettin’ swept or at the very least bein’ eliminated in 5. Say it with me bruh, “DULL!!!”

The only cat with an excuse for playin’ poorly would have been Isaiah Thomas but he’s ballin’ out of control. He put up 33 in Game 1 and 20 in Game 2! Don’t look at him crazy because he’s givin’ you everything he’s got and he’s playin’ like a gladiator. Where are the rest of these duns?

Again, the Cavs knew what they were doin’ when boyz were doubtin’ their ability to turn it on when the playoffs started. The Pacers are, at this point, makin’ it easy for them to get back into rhythm with Paul George givin’ up his dribble and the rock with 4 seconds to play only to want it back in Game 1 only to slam CJ Miles for takin’ the shot. Then slammin’ Lance The Don Dada and Myles Turner in Game 2 in the post game presser. Now the team chemistry’s gotta be in the toilet and I can see them gettin’ the doors blown off of them on Thursday at the crib in Game 3.

When boyz, includin’ myself, were slammin’ the Cavs for restin’ players this season this is why they were doin’ it. While I don’t agree with what they were doin’, I completely understood what they were doin’. From a players perspective it makes sense to do it if the league has no rules in place to keep a boy from doin’ it. So I get it. The fans that bought tickets to those games just get robbed and the sponsors buyin’ ad space get taken to the cleaners too. The league has to fix that problem.

All the Cavs are tryin’ to do is get to June healthy. I saw where Golden State is startin’ to get snake bitten already with KD bein’ questionable for tonight’s Game 2 against the Trail Blazers with a left calf strain. Also Shaun Livingston (finger) and Matt Barnes (ankle sprain) are on the questionable list too. It’s too early for boyz to be havin’ problems bein’ banged up bruh. The playoffs just started and they last for two months. Well…that’s if you’re plannin’ on makin’ it to the ship!!

I told boyz that Golden State would be in trouble if they couldn’t stay healthy because they’ve got NO bench. Remember that they got rid of cats like Andrew Bogut and Harrison Barnes. So they’ve got nothin’ comin’ out of the bushes in a pinch.  Keep an eye on them bruh. If they can’t stay healthy they’re in trouble. Don’t get it twisted, they’ve got the best team but they’ve got to show up healthy in order to be a threat. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Wheredeydodatat: Hood for “Who does that?”

3) Comin’ out of the bushes: verb phrase – comin’ off of the bench.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo is real talk today!