The Jay Graves Report

The Cavs blast the Fake Media-Type for writin’ LeBron wants Melo! “What!!?”

Hey bruh, turn the TV off and let's keep gettin' it in!"

Shawn Ashmore, the Canadian film director and actor, once said, “There are rumors, rumors, rumors. I’m always the last one to know about these things, literally.” Venus Williams broke it down like this, “I guess rumors are more exciting than the truth.” Then William Tecumseh Sherman, soldier in the Union Army durin’ the Civil War, shut the buildin’ down when he spit, “I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are.”

Well playas…there are a lot of boyz printin’ foolishness these days as facts that make absolutely no sense.  The New York Daily News printed a story that said that LeBron was pressurin’ the Cavs to move Kevin Love for Melo. So after Cleveland escaped by the hair of their chinny chin chin in overtime 140-135 in D.C. they addressed this foolishness.

Tyronn Lue addressed it by sayin’, “Not coming from our end. Kevin should be happy that teams want him. But he’s not going anywhere.”

Kevin Love told a boy, “What do they say?” ‘A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to put his pants on.’ Ole boy was quotin’ some Winston Churchill on that.  Straight playa move. He goes on to say, “So, it’s a lie. You know, if Bron is having any problem with me…I mean, it’s just not true. It’s almost laughable. I’m on this team. I’m going to be on this team. And we want to win with the guys that we have.”

Then LeBron put his nickels on the table with, “It’s trash! And the guy who wrote it is trash too, for writing that, especially during the game like that. So it’s always about outside noise, and that’s just outside noise for us. We got to focus on what needs to be done and that’s to continue to compete for a championship. And we got who we got. Our GM will do a great job of figuring out if we need something else, but right now we’re in a good place.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The thought of LeBron pressurin’ the Cavs to move a dun that was a key contributor to their NBA title last season and a member of their Big Three for a dun that has never won jack in the NBA that plays not an ounce of defense is asinine!!! The Cavs told the Knicks more than a week ago to kick rocks with that foolishness. So why would a dun print something like that?

Let’s take Monday night’s win in D.C. alone bruh. LeBron and Love combined for 71 points, 19 rebounds and 20 assists!! Why would you mess with that? Like I said in the Crazy Hot Joint entitled “Plastic” more than a week ago. “In exchange for a dun that is goin’ to shoot the ball all night long. Excuse my grammar, “Ain’t gone pass nothin’ but gas,” won’t play an ounce of defense and you gotta pay that dun darn near $25 million this year and $26 million next year!!!” C’mon playa, that doesn’t even make sense.”

Like I keep tellin’ you boyz, a fake media-type is someone that works in sports media that knows absolutely nothin’ about sports!! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

 The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!