The Jay Graves Report

The Big Ten told Jim Harbaugh to go somewhere and sit down! “Stop It”

"Man you lucky that I'm on the job bro!"

Thomas Fuller, the 17th century English churchman and historian, once said, “We are born crying, live complaining, and die disappointed.” Dennis Prager, the radio talk show host, broke it down like this, “Complaining not only ruins everybody else’s day, it ruins the complainer’s day, too. The more we complain, the more unhappy we get.” Then Stephen Hawking, the English Theoretical physicist, shut the buildin’ down when he spit, “People won’t have time for you if you are always angry or complaining.”

Well playas…the Big Ten had enough time on Monday to fine the University of Michigan 10 stacks and to publicly reprimand ole booger eatin’ Jim Harbaugh for whinin’ and complainin’ about the officiatin’ durin’ Saturday’s overtime loss to Ohio State. Ole boy went nuts after the game about essentially gettin’ robbed. Here’s a little of the foolishness that he was snappin’ about.

“Two penalties called all day [on Ohio State]. Multiple holding penalties let go, multiple false starts. The official on my side, who is supposed to be watching that, is concerned about whether our coaches are in the [coaches’ box] or not. Their coaches were on the field, practically in the huddle at times. I’m bitter.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Harbaugh can holler and scream all he wants bruh! They lost that ball game because of 3 dull turnovers! Forget what you heard, believe what you saw. Wilton Speight turned that joint over three times and that killed them. The dull pick six along with the second pick and then the dun fumbled in the red zone when they could have put Ohio State away. That’s what loss them the ball game not the dull refs.

Naw playa…go head on with that foolishness! The dull calls that he’s complainin’ about wouldn’t have been a factor if Michigan doesn’t turn the ball over. Stop it! You sound crazy booger man! You lost the game because you couldn’t hold on to the rock. It’s just that simple!

It’s a shame because the Michigan defense played out of their minds and deserved to win that game but your dull quarterback wet the freakin’ bed. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Stack: noun – one thousand dollars

3) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!