All season long everybody and their baby’s momma were hollerin’ about how deep the ACC was and how weak the Big Ten seemed to be. Well playas…after the smoked cleared this past weekend truth stood up on the roof butt naked and screamed, “It’s never what you think it is!”
The ACC came out of the weekend with only one dun standin’ and barely. North Carolina was left bleedin’ from the mouth and had to stagger out of the joint after barely gettin’ by ole dull Arkansas. They were beatin’ the brakes off of them in the early minutes of the game until Pastor Anderson inspired the congregation and boyz pulled within 5 at the break.
Don’t look at me funny bruh. Y’all know that Mike Anderson, Arkansas’ coach, looks like an old Baptist hackin’ preacher. Every time they interview him I could hear a boy sayin’, “Well” in the background. They gave UNC everything that had down the stretch. Then they seemed to panic in the final minutes because they weren’t accustomed to bein’ in that position and they simply wet the bed.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The rest of the ACC got beat up outside of the club and got their sneakers and jewelry snatched off of them. However, the Big Ten represented the Midwest to the fullest! They completed the weekend with three cats movin’ on to the Sweet Sixteen.
Wisconsin knocked off the No.1 overall seed Villanova, Purdue did damage against Iowa State and Michigan got rid of Louisville. Yeah playa, the Big Ten was not playin’ with these boyz and nobody gave them a shot.
All you heard about all season was the depth of the ACC and now all of them are standin’ in front of the mission waitin’ for a room to free up.
Dull Notre Dame coughed up a lung against West Virginia, Florida State got the breaks beaten off of them by Xavier and Virginia didn’t even bring a jump shot to the arena against Florida. Duke, the team I had picked to win it all, went out like some suckas to South Carolina.
So what does this all tell you? It tells you that boyz didn’t show up to play. It’s the NCAA Tournament playa. Not the NBA Playoffs! It’s win one and advance, not win 4 and advance. The ACC fell asleep at the light and boyz came out of the bushes on them as they should have. Rule No.1 in the Hood’s Handbook of Survival “Never fall asleep at the wheel waitin’ at the light because a boy will get you.” You can’t afford to take a day off playboy. It’s real out here.
So now all the pressure’s on North Carolina to rep these boyz and the Big Ten is holdin’ the Midwest down like Bone Thugs N Harmony in the mid ’90’s. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The caption under the photo is real talk today!