The Jay Graves Report

Texas let’s Charlie Strong know that Bevo needs his Horns back bruh! “Fired”

"Maaaaannnnn! I was just about to turn that joint around and Kanas got in the way bruh!"

Willie Nelson put his cigarette out on his boot when he said, “Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll start having positive results.” Albert Einstein broke it down like this, “Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” Then Sun Tzu, the ancient Chinese military strategist, shut the buildin’ down when he spit, “If you know the enemy and know yourself you need not fear the results of a hundred battles.”

Well playas…I don’t know all of that but the good ole boyz down in Austin, Texas were lookin’ for results and Charlie Strong didn’t produce them. On Sunday the word got out that they would be lettin’ that dun go because he didn’t get the job done that they were lookin’ to get done. It’s just that simple playboy. In three seasons ole boy went 16-20 overall and 12-14 in Big 12 play. And the dun loss to dull Kansas on this past Saturday.

If he’d been winnin’ at Texas over the past three seasons and still loss to Kansas they would have fired him. Losin’ to Kansas is like stealin’ out of the office petty cash drawer at work bruh! It’s like walkin’ up on your supervisor and just slappin’ the taste out of his mouth and steppin’ on a boyz brand new Jordan’s on the first day of school. You’ve gotta be dealt with. There’s no way around it.

Like I said in the Crazy Hot Joint entitled “Indefensible” that I wrote on Sunday mornin’. He’s got boyz out here lookin’ Big Momma bad! You know how Big Momma will defend her bad kids ’til the end regardless of the feedback. The school principal calls home and tells her that her kid is bad as Jessie James and he’s a thief. She’s ready to fight everybody at the school for sayin’ it. However, they take the kids on a field trip and her kid ends up gettin’ arrested for stealin’ out of the gift shop.

When a boy losses to Kansas there’s nothin’ you can say. Even if you wanna defend him you can’t. The dun is 5-6 at the University of Texas in year three!! Not the Downtown Corrective Shoes Institute! Texas has been so bad that Bevo has taken off his horns and has been wearin’ a Do-Rag and some gangsta corduroy house shoes. There’s been no reason to wear horns in Austin. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Dull: adjective – to describe something as bein’ terrible, something that makes you sick with disgust because it’s so stupid to even think of.

4) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!

Also I have no idea if Willie Nelson actually smokes cigarettes.