The Jay Graves Report

Tennessee finally plays with the wrong matches and gets burned by Texas A&M! “Gambling”

"Not here playboy!"

Hunter S. Thompson, the famous journalist, and the great Michael Jordan were sittin’ in the barber shop discussin’ the foolishness that is gambling. Ole Hunter said, “There are many harsh lessons to be learned from the gambling experience, but the harshest one of all is the difference between having Fun and being Smart.” Then Michael broke it down like this, “I do not have a problem, I enjoy gambling, but I think people are trying to make it seem like I have a problem, because people really don’t know.” Only for Hunter to come back at a boy with, “Gambling can turn into a dangerous two-way street when you least expect it. Weird things happen suddenly, and your life can go all to pieces.”

Well playas…Tennessee has been gamblin’ all season long with startin’ their games dull and then roarin’ back to win five straight. They went to the well one too many times in College Station on Saturday night and finally came up empty. Or should I say, they played with the wrong set of matches and finally got burned. Texas A&M wasn’t havin’ it by knockin’ these boyz off 45-38 in double overtime.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Tennessee has become my favorite team to watch this season because they’re goin’ to play for 60 minutes like Men’s Wearhouse! GUARANTEED!! However, I told you boyz in my “College Football Weekly Preview: Week 6!” that if they pulled their normal foolishness and got down early that they wouldn’t be able to win at Kyle field! So I actually picked them to lose because they would, in fact, get down early. Why? Because that’s what they do. It’s fun to watch these duns play but you can’t keep playin’ with fire and not at some point get burned.

Kyle Field is one of the most dangerous places in college football to play bruh. You can’t get down 21-7, turn the darn ball over 7 times and walk out of the joint with all of your belongings! You’re givin’ up something bruh; sneakers, jewelry, the ride or at the bare minimum Big Momma’s broach and most importantly, you aren’t gettin’ out of there with a “W!” Not against the No.8 team in America that was undefeated too!! C’mon bruh! Where you from?

At some point you knew this foolishness had to stop. Once Tennessee started playin’ better teams they were gonna be in trouble playin’ as reckless as they’ve been playin’. Better teams aren’t goin’ to allow you to win games like that. Seven turnovers!!? Naw playa. Butch has these boyz playin’ with a lot of heart but they’ve got to clean up their game for 4 quarters. Why? Because it’s about to be DULL next week! BAMA rolls into Knoxville and they aren’t about to just let a boy get down 18 points etc. and come back.

Again, the Volunteers have become my favorite team to watch but they are about to drive off into the weeds if they don’t start playin’ more disciplined football goin’ forward. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!