William Gladstone, the 19th century British politician, once said, “Men are apt to mistake the strength of their feeling for the strength of their argument. The heated mind represents the chill touch and relentless scrutiny of logic.” Albert Einstein gave it to us like this, “Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.” Then Dale Carnegie, the well-known writer, put a lil’ somethin’ on a boyz head when he said, “When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion.”
Well playas…boyz proved that logic goes out of the freakin’ window when dealin’ with emotional human beings. On Monday these emotional sports writers and television broadcasters named Steph Curry the MVP of the NBA! Accordin’ to darn near every cat with a vote the logic that was used was that he was the best player on the best team. Therefore, it made sense to name him the league’s MVP.
Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Steph Curry was probably the MOST OUTSTANDING player in the NBA this season because he just exploded! Shootin’ from anywhere in any buildin’ leadin’ the Warriors to a franchise record of 67 wins! He was darn near unstoppable most nights! However, he wasn’t the MOST VALUABLE player in the league.
Most Valuable means to be of GREATEST WORTH bruh! Therefore, if boyz were lookin’ for the most valuable cat then it should have been a two man race between the Beard and LeBron. That’s if we’re lookin’ for the most valuable player playa! I’ll even have to question the most outstanding statement that I just made because both the Beard and LeBron averaged more points per game than Steph did this year and they carried team that wouldn’t have made the playoffs into the playoffs bruh!
Everybody’s runnin’ with the hype machine not realizin’ that the Beard finished 2nd in scorin’ behind Young Russ with 27.4 ppg and LeBron finished 3rd with 25.3 ppg! Steph finished 6th with only 23.8 ppg. Are you serious? He wasn’t even in the Top 5 in scorin’!
If you took Steph off of the Golden State Warriors they’d still be a playoff team playa. Is he valuable? Sure he’s valuable! But not the MOST valuable player in the league! If you take the Beard or LeBron off of their respective teams neither of those teams wouldn’t have even sniffed the post-season pimpin’.
As a matter of fact, boyz must not have seen the Beard carryin’ the Rockets all season without Dwight Howard! What NBA were they watchin’ bruh? Then they must have been completely asleep at the wheel when it came to what LeBron has done in Cleveland. Let’s just stop the bus right there and we don’t even need a transfer. Let me off right here!
The REAL MOST VALUABLE player in the league only received five first place votes and finished No.3 in the votin’ playboy!! LeBron freakin’ James was clearly the MOST VALUABLE PLAYER in the NBA. Again, Steph had a great year but the dun of greatest worth in the NBA was and is LeBron.
Like I told you boyz a few weeks ago, take LeBron off of the Miami Heat and they don’t make the playoffs. Yeah, I know that Bosh went down but the Heat was in trouble with that dun on the floor. Add LeBron to the Cleveland Cavaliers and they instantly became the favorite to the win it all. Goin’ into the post-season before the injury of Kevin Love they still were and there’s still a chance they may get out of the East without him. Why? Because of LeBron. Greatest worth bruh!
Check this out playa! The entire NBA free agency period shut down last summer waitin’ to see what LeBron was gonna do. He took a franchise that was playin’ with ping pong balls last season and turned them into a contender overnight! Sure, they’ve got their hands full right now with Kevin Love out with a jacked up shoulder and J.R. Smith suspended for two games but they’re still in the hunt because of him! Of greatest worth playa! And you’re tellin’ me that he isn’t the MVP of the league?
Again, you take Steph off of the Warriors and they’re still a playoff team! They won 51 games a year ago! The Cavs were a bottom feeder winnin’ only 33 games! Why are they a contender now? Because of the presence of King James! Again, of greatest worth!
Here’s my idiot fan that only sees the world through colored superficial lenses. “The Cavs had all kinds of help Jay! They had Kevin Love, J.R. Smith, Iman Shumpert and Kyrie. What are you talkin’ about man! Without LeBron they would still make the playoffs in the East because they’ve got enough talent. Cleveland should be winnin’! You trippin’ bruh!”
I’m trippin’? Really? What was J.R. and Iman doin’ a few months ago? Wanderin’ around the wilderness jackin’ up shots for the sake of jackin’ up shots in New York. What was Kyrie doin’ this time last year playa? He was at the crib makin’ Uncle Drew commercials because he couldn’t sniff the playoffs. What was Kevin Love doin’? Puttin’ up crazy numbers his entire career in Minnesota gettin’ his head beat in and NEVER makin’ the freakin’ playoffs.
All of a sudden they hook up with LeBron and they’re winnin’ with a freakin’ rookie coach that doesn’t know his left hand from his right. As a matter of fact LeBron should have won the Coach of the Year while we’re at it. Most value means the dun that is of greatest worth and you can’t name another cat breathin’ that is of more value not only to their team but to the NBA than LeBron! Now I’ll sit in the cut and wait for you to come up with somebody else but it sure ain’t Steph Curry!And tell that dun to holler at Pookie and Ray-Ray nem to get a ski mask the next time he steals and MVP. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
2) Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to get my point across to.
3) Crib: noun – one’s home
