The Jay Graves Report

South Carolina becomes the INSTANT star of the Final Four line up! “Cackalacky”

"Don't worry about it playa! We can't believe it either!"

Now that the smoke has cleared the Final Four stage has been set playboys! Everybody and their baby’s momma filled out a bracket and by Sunday they all were blown to smithereens. So the last cats standin’ and headed to Glendale, Arizona this weekend are No.1 seeds North Carolina and Gonzaga and two duns NOBODY had on their brackets, Oregon and South Carolina.

There was a dun at the Pacers games last night talkin’ $100 worth or noise about South Carolina like he’s been a Gamecock basketball fan for decades!! Boyz kill me jumpin’ on bandwagons and talkin’ reckless when nobody outside of Columbia even knew they had a gym. Stop it!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! They’ve got something special goin’ on right now that should be applauded but please don’t start actin’ like they’re the duns that “I told you they would make it” type cats. C’mon bruh! It’s basketball season not football season and they’ve barely got a darn football team. If it had not been for Steve Spurrier and maybe a lil’ bit of Lou Holtz draggin’ them out of the abyss we wouldn’t even know that South Carolina had a state school. Stop it!

All in all this Final Four should be good. In Saturday the Gamecocks open up with Gonzaga and then the night cap is Oregon and North Carolina!!

The obvious picks would be to run with the No.1 seeds but that just might get you into trouble playboy. Why? Because South Cackalacky is not playin’ with these boyz right now. I wouldn’t bet against them if they showed up to a gun fight with a pack of wet firecrackers and a smoke bomb bruh. Naw playa, South Carolina is the most dangerous team left standin’.

Nobody is surprised that a blue blood like North Carolina is back in the joint but to have cats like Gonzaga, Oregon, and South Carolina in the buildin’ is great for college basketball! In my Bart Scott voice, “Can’t Wait!!” Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!