The Jay Graves Report

Scott Dixon earns a ghetto pass for dodgin’ two bullets in a week! “Salute”

"C'mon bruh!! What Ch'all doin'?" Photo: Associated Press

Boyz had been clownin’ Scott Dixon because he made the wrong left turn last week out of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway to go to Taco Bell! The dun went to Haughville, which is ANY HOOD, USA at night on a fast food run and got robbed. He survived that foolishness only to get hit makin’ another left turn at 220mph durin’ the Indianpolis 500.  While ole boy was mindin’ his own business literally, Jay Howard hit the outside wall only to bounce back across the track and catch Dixon.

The contact sent his car airborne into the inside barrier where it split in half. Luckily he was able to walk away from the accident.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I  know ole boy was fired up because he’d done so well durin’ practice for the past few weeks and he won the pole position. However, that means absolutely nothin’ if you don’t finish the race.At least he was able to survived two wrong left turns and he’s alive to see another race. Takuma Sato of Japan racin’ for Andretti Autosport Honnda eventually won the joint but I’ve gotta give Dixon mad props for takin’ it like a G and earnin’ some ghetto stripes for dodgin’ two bullets in a week. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!