Charles Dickens once said, “Send forth the child and childish man together, and blush for the pride that libels our own old happy state, and gives its title to an ugly and distorted image.” Christopher Meloni, the actor, gave it to us like this, “You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, ‘Am I having fun?'” Then Frederick Buechner, the writer, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “If it seems a childish thing to do, do it in remembrance that you are a child.”
Well playas…both Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook were very childish on Thursday night and neither of them did it in remembrance of bein’ a child bruh. Everybody and their baby’s momma’s showed up or turned their TV on to see how these two duns would act towards each other before, durin’ and after the game because of all the foolishness. Right off the rip Young Russ shows up lookin’ like he just stepped off of the “Flash Dance” movie set with some jeans on tight enough to see the blood flowin’ in his veins wearin’ a bandana and an official photographer’s vest. Then neither of them said a word to each other prior to tip as Golden State commenced to beatin’ the brakes off of OKC 122-99.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! KD started all of this foolishness when he kept takin’ side shots at OKC as a team once he dipped. Continuin’ to make silly remarks about how he likes bein’ in Golden State because of X.Y,Z but never expandin’ on who or what he was talkin’ about was foul and immature. Why? Because he was tryin’ to justify why he left in the first place.
He was an unrestricted free agent bruh. He had the right to bounce with no questions asked. Everybody that knows the game of basketball knows that KD isn’t crazy and that playin’ with Young Russ can be nerve rackin’. Why? Because he’s only got one speed and at times he can be out of control. After 8 years of that foolishness ole boy had simply had enough. Whether you agree or disagree isn’t the point. He had a right to dip. Now because he wasn’t man enough to just say that then I think that he should have just kept his mouth closed.
You don’t always owe the media an answer for everything that you decide to do bruh. And to take shots at Young Russ, your old team and organization was foul. It shows a serious lack of maturity. That’s real talk.
I thought that Young Russ handled it like a G until he showed up lookin’ like he just stepped off of the set of “Flash Dance.” Or better yet, lookin’ like one of Beyonce’s back up dancers rockin’ some jeans tight enough to see the blood flowin’ through his veins, a bandana and a photographer’s vest. By the way photography is KD’s hobby.
Then when asked about the outfit he gives a answer like he’s in the 2nd grade by sayin’, “Just cause I wanted to. There’s no particular reason. There’s no story behind it. It’s just because I wanted to wear it. I don’t wear anything for nobody. I wear what I want to wear when I want to wear it.”
Really bruh? You just happened to find a photographer’s vest in your closet and put it on because you thought it was hot? If you’re goin’ to mock ole boy then mock him! Don’t hide behind a silly response, be a G about it. KD was talkin’ sideways about you and you didn’t like it so you’re takin’ a shot back at him by wearin’ the vest.
Which I don’t really understand how wearin’ a vest is takin’ a shot but that’s your thang or joke or whatever you wanna call it.
Either way both of these duns were childish. Then Golden State beat OKC like they stole something at the grocery store with Big Momma AFTER she’s already given the speech in the car. You know the speech bruh. “When we go in here don’t ask me for nothin’! Don’t touch nothin’! Don’t say nothin’! And don’t embarrass me! You got that?”
KD led all scorers with 39 points, which tied the NBA record for the most points scored by a player in his first game against his former team accordin’ to Elias Sports Bureau. Ole boy knocked down 7 three pointers in the process while Young Russ was held to 20 points, 10 assists and 6 rebounds.
It looks like KD did all the talkin’ on the floor by leadin’ all scorers and helpin’ Golden State put that thang on OKC. If that’s how it goin’ down then let it be bruh. Hey Young Russ! The next time you wanna take a shot at a boy ready to back it up. At least moon walk on a boy or something. Stop talkin’ through the media and stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
4) G: noun – gangsta
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!