Octavio Paz, the Mexican poet, once said, “When hypocrisy is a character trait, it also affects one’s thinking, because it consists in the negation of all the aspects of reality that one finds disagreeable, irrational or repugnant.” Dennis Rodman kept it simple when he said, “There is so much hypocrisy in sports.” Then Frederick William Robertson, the English divine, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “There are three things in the world that deserve no mercy, hypocrisy, fraud, and tyranny.”
Well playas…ole dull Ron Rivera tried to make a statement on Sunday by benchin’ the reignin’ MVP for the first series because the dun didn’t wear a tie on the flight to Seattle. Unfortunately, it blew up in his face on the first play of the game when Cam’s backup, Derek Anderson, ran out there lookin’ like a deer in head lights and threw a dull pick that eventually resulted in a touchdown.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Benchin’ ole boy because he didn’t have on a tie is the most foolish thing ever because he didn’t accomplish a thing. I get that there’s a team rule that everybody’s gotta wear a tie on the plane. However, EVERYBODY on the plane is not the same! The 53rd or even the 46th man better have on the darn tie. The No.1 man could have gotten on the flight with his clothes on backwards lookin’ like the Daddy Mac from Kris Kross if he wanted to.He could have gotten on the joint with his clothes balled up in his hands if he wanted to.
He’s earned the right to get on the joint butt naked with his nipples pierced with his tie hangin’ off of them if he wants to. Why? Because he can do what most human beings can’t! That’s why? It’s called professional football bruh. At that level there are only so many people that can do what these cats can do. So why are we jammin’ boyz up about what they should be wearin’ to go play a darn football game?
Boyz kill me always sayin’ that they want the players in a shirt and tie because it looks professional. Bruh…not everybody in a shirt and tie looks professional. Half the duns walkin’ in look like some clowns because they’re only puttin’ on a shirt and tie because some fool told them that they had to wear them.
How professional does a boy look when his tie only comes down to the third button and his darn shirt is wrinkled and hangin’ out of his pants? How professional does a boy look when he shows up lookin’ like the shift manager at McDonald’s with a short sleeve shirt on and a clip on tie? C’mon bruh! EVERYBODY in a shirt and tie isn’t lookin’ professional.
Boyz were actually tryin’ to give Cam a tie to put on and he had on a mock neck sweater. He’d look like a fool with a tie wrapped around that. That’s the foolishness I’m talkin’ about. Again, everybody in shirt and tie isn’t lookin’ professional.
However, EVERYBODY on the plane IS professional because they’re bein’ paid to be on the plane. So why are we trippin’ on dress code? If the Panthers were 12-0 Cam Newton wouldn’t have been benched! If they were 10-2 he wouldn’t have been benched. So why is Rivera playin’ games now? You and I both know that Cam hasn’t always worn a tie right? So stop the foolishness. Would they have won the game with Cam on the field for that additional play? Absolutely not! The pick didn’t make a bit of a difference bruh. They got blasted 40-7. However, it’s the principle of the matter.
If he wanted to make a point to the leader of the team. Then he should have fined him and kept it movin’. Stop with the foolishness and stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!