The Houston Rockets pulled up in San Antonio on Monday night jumped out of the ride and beat the brakes off of the Spurs 126-99. It was the Spurs worst loss in a series opener under Gregg Poppovich. That’s NUTS!!!!
Houston came out throwin’ haymakers in the middle of the street! They knocked down 22 of 50 three point shots as they took both sneakers and jewelry off of one of the best teams in the league and arguably the best coach in the NBA. That was the most 3’s attempted and made against the Spurs in the postseason in their franchise history.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I keep tellin’ you boyz that The Beard has a complete squad gettin’ out of the ride with him every night bruh! What he has to work with and what Young Russ was workin’ with isn’t even close. Houston had 6 cats in double figures. They’ve got duns comin’ out of the bushes gettin’ buckets too.
Trevor Ariza led all scorers with 23 points for the Rockets with James Harden puttin’ up 20 points and 14 assists. Clint Capela hit a boy off with 20 points and 13 rebounds as Ryan Anderson dropped off 14 points. Then two consistent cats came out of the bushes on a boy to pick up their normal double digits. Lou Williams got his 13 and Eric Gordon ordered the 11 piece with mild sauce on the side.
If these boyz can run over to San Antonio and do that type of damage don’t talk to me about why Harden should be the MVP when we’ve all watched Young Russ essentially play in a hospital gown with his butt out averagin’ a triple double for the season. Harden has a squad in the ride with him and in my Quick Draw McGraw voice, “Don’t you forget it!” And please stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Comin’ out of the bushes: verb phrase – to come off of the bench.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!