The Jay Graves Report

Ravens owner plays himself by askin’ fans to “Pray for us.” “Kaepernick sittin’ in Cut”

Check this out bruh! The Baltimore Ravens cut the former arena league quarterback, David Olsen, that they just signed like three days ago instead of just signin’ Kaepernick in the first place. Then on Monday they ran down to the garbage disposal again and grabbed another cat that can’t play a lick of football at the NFL level either. They signed  some dun named Josh Woodrum that has been on more teams in the past two years than some old school jock itch.

Ole boy’z been on the Giants, Colts, Bears since gettin drafted in 2015 and the Bills just told him to kick rocks back at the end of May.

Let’s it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Kaepernick isn’t goin’ anywhere so whenever you boyz finish playin’ around he’ll still be there. You can act like there are plenty of people out here that can do what he does if you want to but there aren’t playa! It’s just what it is.

There are only so many people walkin’ around with that skill set. Now it’s cool if you think you can do without Kaep and keep signin’ duds. And on some real talk, most teams can get away with it, if their starter is healthy.

However, the only reason Baltimore is searchin’ through the garbage at this point is because Joe Flacco is down with a back injury. So they’re lookin’ for back ups for his back up bruh.

What was so foul was that the Ravens owner, Steve Bisciotti, told boyz that they were still considerin’ Kaep and asked for fans to “pray for us.”

In other words, they know that they need this dun but they really don’t wanna mess with him because they don’t want the ignorant backlash from the fans that swear the that he did something wrong.

I forgot, it’s a crime to stand up for the human rights of people in this country after the constitution tells us that it’s our legal right to do so. It’s a crime to protest against those police officers that have killed unarmed black men and women without bein’ fired, arrested, indicted or even charged with a crime.

Now the only legitimate crime that Kaepernick committed was optin’ out of a $14.5 million guarantee for this season with the 49ers. If you boyz wanna tell me that you aren’t signin’ him because he doesn’t make good decisions. Then I’m cool with that because it made absolutely no sense for him to walk away from guaranteed bread to voluntarily be out here lookin’ for a job.

But please don’t tell me that it’s because he can’t help your team. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!

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