The Jay Graves Report

Rams finally wise up and push Jeff Fisher out of the ride! “Ole Eddie Kane Jr.”

"These duns finally figured me out!"

Phaedrus, the hot joint written by Plato, once stated, “Whoever is detected in a shameful fraud is ever after not believed even if they speak the truth.” Miroslav Volf, the Croatian Protestant theologian, gave it to us like this, “In a way, fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb.” Then Publilius Syrus, the ancient Latin writer, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, “It is a fraud to borrow what we are unable to pay.”

Well playas….Jeff Fisher has been borrowin’ bread that he hasn’t been unable to pay for more that 22 years! Finally on Monday the Rams knocked on his door and served that dun with an eviction notice. They fired him just a little more than a week after they extended his freakin’ contract 2 additional years. I guess gettin’ the doors, transmission, and seats blown off of his Rams on Sunday 42-14 by the Falcons didn’t help his case.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The dun has been robbin’ boyz in this league for more than two decades without a ski mask on!!! He’s been a head coach in the National Football League since 1994 and the dun’s been beyond bad. His regular season winnin’ percentage was 51 percent and his post-season winnin’ percentage was 45 percent!! Ole boy only had 6 winnin’ seasons in 22 years!!! Wheredeydodatat? And he’s only won 5 playoffs games!!!

Y’all ain’t listenin’ bruh! He was 31-45-1 with the darn Rams in nearly five seasons. THAT MEANS THAT HE WAS HORRIBLE!!!

"Y'all don't wanna hang with ole Eddie Kane?"
“Y’all don’t wanna hang with ole Eddie Kane?”

But the real question is, how was that dun still coachin’? And more importantly, how was he still gettin’ contract extensions?  Who’s naked pictures did he have in his phone to blackmail a boy with? That’s what I wanna know.  The Rams finally got up enough nerve to push him out of the ride like ole Eddie Kane Jr.

What’s so crazy is that he’ll have another job before the darn Combine in February. Listen to what I sayin’ playa. SMH!! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.

4) Ole Eddie Kane Jr.: noun – character in the movie “The Five Heartbeats” that was finally kicked out of the group for not handlin’ his business.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!