While everybody and their baby’s momma, Ms. Jackson, is payin’ to attention to what IU isn’t doin’ and what Butler is consistently doin’! Nobody’s watchin’ Purdue puttin’ in work!! They’re the dun that’s stealin’ everything in the store because the entire staff is watchin’ the homeless man stagger up and down the aisles.
The Boilermakers are a quiet 13-3 (2-1 Big Ten) after runnin’ over to Columbus on Thursday night and knockin’ off the Buckeyes 76-75 in a thriller. Boyz are so worked up about IU bein’ dull that they’ve been sleepin’ on the cats that may win the darn Big Ten right in their backyard!!
The Boilermakers jumped on Ohio State early in the second half 53-43 givin’ boyz reason to believe that they would run away with the joint but within 3 minutes it was all knotted up at 55. The Buckeyes wouldn’t go away easily because Purdue kept makin’ it easy on them. The duns from West Lafayette couldn’t hit an elephant with a base fiddle! They couldn’t hit water if they had fallen off of a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean. They were 1 of 9 from downtown early on and finished only 8 of 23 from that distance for a mere 34 percent. They shot 42 percent from the field while Ohio State shot 44 percent from the field and 40 percent from three point range.
However, Purdue walks out of the joint with the “W!” You ask what was the difference in the ball game? Effort playboy!! The Boilermakers out rebounded Ohio State 44 to 32!! Reboundin’ is all effort and heart. Something that the Hoosiers two hours south don’t have. Will somebody drive down to Bloomington and take them to see the Wizard or at least give them some of what Purdue has? Thank you very much.
Don’t sleep on the Boilermakers playa! Why? Because if you keep payin’ attention to everybody else you’ll miss the duns that will eventually clean the Big Ten out.
Caleb Swanigan drove the bus right onto the middle of the floor with 16 points and 11 rebounds. Vince Edwards was holdin’ it down ridin’ shotgun with 16 points and 7 rebounds while Dakota Mathias dropped off 14 on his way to Big Momma’s house. Carsen Edwards came through with 12 as the Boilermakers bumped that DJ Khaled “All I Do Is Win” joint all the way back to West Lafayette.
Up next Wisconsin at the crib on Sunday! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Ms. Jackson: noun – rap song by OutKast
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!
