The Jay Graves Report

Purdue hits a lick on Illinois for bein’ in the wrong neighborhood! “Easy Money”

"You've gotta give all of that up playa!"

On Tuesday evenin’ some duns from Champaign, Illinois (12-7, 2-4 Big Ten) came walkin’ down John R. Wooden Dr. in West Lafayette. They were obviously lost with their brand new Pelle Pelle jackets wide open, new J’s untied, money hangin’ out of their back pockets and cell phones stickin’ out of their Gucci backpacks.  In other words, they made it easy for a boy to hit a lick. The No.21 Purdue Boilermakers (15-4, 4-2 Big Ten) simply walked up on a boy and beat the brakes off of them 91-68, took everything they had and sent them to the crib butt naked.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I keep tryin’ to tell you boyz that Purdue is nothin’ to play with and boyz keep showin’ up unprepared to fight. The Fightin’ Illini simply had no fight inside of Mackey Arena bruh. Especially when the Boilermakers let the best center-power forward combination in college basketball loose on them.

Isaac Hass and Caleb Swanigan ain’t no joke when they’re purrin’ like a kitten!! Haas delivered the body blows with 24 points and 6 rebounds and Swanigan tapped a boy up with a cool 22 and 10. Caleb took it easy on them in the first half by only scorin’ 4 points but Big Momma must have called the locker room, cursed him out and it was Chris Brown in the second half. “On and Poppin’!” He came out and put up 18 and 5 as the Boilermakers took everything the boyz from Illinois got for Christmas.

Purdue had five cats in double figures!! Not only did the two bigs put in work but the two Edwards boyz, no relation, and P.J. Thompson put double figure money in the kitty for the after-set. The freshman, Carsen Edwards had 14 while Vince Edwards put up 11! P.J. Thompson runnin’ the point gave a boy 10 for good measure.

Hey bruh, tell all of the fellas to stop walkin’ up and down John R. Wooden Drive in West Lafayette thinkin’ that it ain’t what it is. Also when they hear that Purdue is comin’ to town lock the doors and windows because their definitely comin’ to take what you’ve got and most of the time the locks won’t help. They’re gettin’ it bruh! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Hit a lick: verb phrase – to rob someone that isn’t payin’ attention. To come up on some easy money.

2)  Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Chris Brown: noun – R&B Singer that has a hit record called “On and Poppin'”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!