The Jay Graves Report

Purdue balls out, drags Indiana to win it’s 23rd Big Ten Title! “We Fly High”

Put that Jim Jones on Jay! You know the drill!"

If you’re a Boilermaker or a Boilermaker fan it doesn’t get any better than Tuesday night! They beat the brakes off of their biggest rival, the Indiana Hoosiers, the defendin’ Big Ten champs I might add, to clinch at least a share of the title (with Wisconsin) on Senior night to lock down the No.1 seed in the Big Ten Tournament next week. Boy picked up the trophy and cut down nets bumpin’ that Jim Jones “We fly high!” :

“We fly high, no lie, you know this (Ballin’!)
Foreign rides, outside, its like showbiz (We in the building)
We stay fly, No Lie, you know this (Ballin’!)

Yeah I know they were playin’ that ole dull “We are the Champions” joint but that’s corny! This is TheJayGravesReport and we only play the Hot Joints around here playboy! So in my mind they were rockin’ that Jim Jones joint! That’s excellent ‘We all that and a bag of chips’ theme music.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Purdue’s been the team to beat all season bruh! Who’s surprised that the boyz from West Lafayette are holdin’ the hardware right now. They were tied with Indiana for the most Big Ten titles in history goin’ into the game with 22 but after they drug them up and down the floor for 40 minutes they walked out of the joint with their 23rd finishin’ with the most all-time in the conference. With a road win on Saturday at Northwestern they could capture the Big Ten title outright.

Biggie Swanigan held the Boilermakers down with his 24th double-double of the season finishin’ with 21 points and 10 rebounds. That may have been ole boy’z final home game at Mackey Arena too. If he’s as smart as everybody says he is he’ll be on the first thing smokin’ headed to the NBA after the season is over. He’ll never be as hot as he is right now. His stock is through the roof at this moment and they’re givin’ away GUARANTEED bread in the NBA. Why do we go to college? To get a job and no other job in the world pays GUARANTEED money. Thank you very much.

Dakota Mathias tapped a boy up for 19 points and 7 rebounds as Vince Edwards finished the night with 15 -7-7. As a team they shot the lights out of the gym at 48 percent from the field and 44 percent from behind the arc.

The Hoosiers looked like they were tryin’ to replace JaVale McGee on “Shaqtin’ A Fool” by turnin’ the rock over 11 times in the first half alone. They completely shot themselves in the foot, groin and butt before they could even get started. And why were boyz around this piece continuin’ to say that IU needed a win at Purdue to still keep their hopes alive for an NCAA Tournament bid? IU is horrible bruh!!! They’re freakin’ 16-14 and 6-11 in the Big Ten!!! Can these people count? They can’t play in the Delaney Projects All-Hood Tournament next week let alone the NCAA Tournament! They shouldn’t even be allowed to play in the dull NIT. Stop with this foolishness!

IU hasn’t had a shot at makin’ the tournament since they lost to IPFW. That told you what their season was goin’ to be when they decided that it was a good idea to drive up there and play in the first place. Then it made sense to lose too.  Stop it!!

Now the focus is on Purdue and what they can do in the NCAA Tournament. I’m not that concerned with them in the Big Ten Tourney because they’ll be playin’ the same duns they’ve been playin’ all year. Their problem has always been playin’ in the Big Dance. They typically fold like tents in that joint so I’m interested to see if they’re the real deal this time. Sit in the cut and wait for it playa and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Jim Jones: noun – rapper

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!