Gregg Poppovich has to be the realest cat coachin’ in the NBA!!! I’m proud to say that ole boy’z from the region! He grew up East Chicago, played little league ball in The G and went to high school in Merrillville, Indiana!! That’s that crib in him that makes him tell a boy how he really feels. On Monday not even 24 hours after his Spurs loss to the Golden State Warriors after bein’ up 25 points. He snapped as to the reason why they eventually loss that joint.
Everybody and their baby’s momma saw Zaza Pachulia step underneath Kawhi comin’ down after attemptin’ a shot. The dun was already snake bitten from steppin’ back into his own bench. So EVERYBODY in the buildin’ knew that the dun’s ankle was as tender as butt meat durin’ hell week. He sat out the final game durin’ the last series against Houston.
So when boyz asked Pop what the deal was he responded with this, “The two-step lead with your foot closeout is not appropriate,” Popovich said. “It’s dangerous, it’s unsportsmanlike, it’s just not what anybody does to anybody else. And this particular individual has a history with that kind of action.”
Then ole boy just couldn’t take it any more like a fly at a ghetto cookout and he may as well have turned the table over when he said, “This is crap! And because [Pachulia] has got this history, it can’t be, ‘Oh this was inadvertent, he didn’t have intent.’ Who gives a damn what his intent was? Have you ever heard of manslaughter? You still go to jail, I think, when you’re texting and you end up killing somebody, but may have not intended to do that. All I care is what I saw. All I care about is what happened. And the history there exacerbates the whole situation and makes me very, very angry.”
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Pop’s got every right to be fired up bruh! He had Golden State on the ropes bleedin’ from the mouth at their crib in front of Big Momma nem, up 20 points with 7 minutes left in the third quarter and he was left with NOBODY with young superstar DNA to bail him out. Why? Because his best player that had already put 26 points into them in 24 minutes got sucker punched!
He knows that without Kawhi he’s got no shot of pullin’ this foolishness off because he’s already without his floor general, Tony Parker! But he knew that he could coach circles around Mike Brown but he’s got to have at least one young thunder cat on the floor to do it. Now he’s been robbed of that opportunity.
I know Pop is lookin’ for Zaza in a dark alley somewhere bruh! Talk about bein’ fired up? That dun is on fiyahhh!!!! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Region: noun – Northwest Indiana
2) The G: noun – Gary, Indiana
3) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
4) Hell week: noun – the week before boyz crossed those burnin’ sands back when duns pledged for real. If you pledged post 1990 you’re cat bruh! LOL!!!
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!