The Jay Graves Report

Pike jumps all over North Central early and takes out any hint of drama! “Dem Boyz”

Jordan Garrett goes to work on North Central finishin' with 422 yards of total offense and 4 touchdowns. Photo: TheJayGravesReport

Earlier this week I wrote the crazy Hot Joint entitled “Dangerous” about how the Pike Red Devils are about to be a problem for somebody come playoff time. Well…that somebody out of the gate is North Central bruh! They squared up against the Panthers on Friday night and beat the brakes off of them 45-28. The only problem for North Central is that they’ve got to play these duns again in two weeks in the Sectional.

Well playas…before we start salivatin’ about the sectionals comin’ up let’s get through this regular season. Pike didn’t win a darn game last year and now their a .500 team puttin’ points on the board like Big Momma sent them back outside to fight. Y’all remember back in the day when someone was gettin’ the best of a boy and he wanted no more of it and just walked in the house and Big Momma sent him right back outside to finish the fight. That’s Pike right now bruh.

Last season North Central’s only win came against the Red Devils and boyz had to finish the fight on Pike’s front porch with Big Momma watchin’. On their openin’ possession Pike made it look easy bruh and walked the joint down the field 7-0 just like endin’ on a Reggie Lipscomb 10 yard run.

North Central got the rock on the ensuin’ possession and coughed it up in their own territory. The Red Devils put that joint back into the end zone on a 17 yard touchdown pass from Jordan Garrett to Cameron Wiliams and it was Chris Brown up in that piece, “On and Poppin'” the rest of the way.

Pike scored 21 answered points before North Central could stick it’s head out of the bushes.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Pike is the most dangerous team comin’ down the back stretch of this regular season because they have the ability to score points. The offensive weaponry they possess is NUTS!!

Quarterback Jordan Garrett showed his bare bottom, like my momma used to say, on Friday night bruh as he  threw to six different receivers for 379 yards and 3 touchdowns and he ran for another 43 yards and a touchdown on GP. Keith Allender was in the bottom showin’ business too finishin’ the night with 5 catches for 150 yards!!!

Boyz DO NOT want to see Pike in the playoffs bruh!!! They’re a scorin’ machine and now they’ve got some confidence goin’ into their final regular season game against a strugglin’ Lawrence North team that has loss 6 straight they’ll be floatin’ come sectional week.

Pike has so much confidence right now that they’re pullin’ up in Uncle Junior’s Big Body Chevy sittin’ on some ridiculous 24’s bumpin’ that Wiz Khalifa “Dem Boyz.” Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

2) Chris Brown: noun – R&B singer with a hit record called “On and Poppin’.”

3) To show your bare bottom: verb phrase – to show out in front of company

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!