The Jay Graves Report

Pike gets out of the ride on No.2 Lawrence Central and beats the brakes off of them 48-26!


The old timers used to always say “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.” In other words playboy, don’t look past a boy when you’ve got to show up and play him on his homecomin’. Class 6A No.2 and undefeated Lawrence Central got off of the bus at Pike on Friday evenin’ thinkin’ that this would be easy work. “Let’s throw these boyz around for 48 minutes, get on the bus and head on to the crib.” I’m quite sure that’s what they were thinkin’.

Well playas…that’s why the old timers would also say, “That’s why we play the game!” Pike got out of the ride 1-3 so in other words, they pulled up in a hooptie and Lawrence Central pulled 4-0 drivin’ a Range Rover all matted out. What boyz didn’t take into account for was that Pike had brand new Hemi engine in that joint and it was on full throttle. They jumped out of the ride and put 34 points on the Bears in the first half 34-14.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Lawrence Central was shook at that point bruh. Boyz didn’t realize that Pike was as good as they were. Even I picked Lawrence Central to win this game because I’d seen both teams play this year and I thought LC had too many weapons especially after Donyell Meredith put up 288 yards last week.

I slept on the fact that Pike only loss by one point to Fishers in the opener and only 3 points to Carmel last week. The Ben Davis game doesn’t count because EVERYBODY is gonna to get blasted by them. They’re sprintin’ through boyz this year.

However, coach Jimmy Graves had the Red Devils ready to play from the word go on Friday night. Zane Green brought is hat and his shovel to work bruh pickin’ off two interceptions in the first half just to let boyz know that he was in the buildin’. Then my man Reggie Lipscomb put in work scorin’ two touchdowns and runnin’ all over these boyz finishin’ with 11 carries from 131 yards. It’s time to stop sleepin’ on Pike. I’m just just sayin’ and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!