William Hazlitt, the English writer, once said, “A hypocrite despises those whom he deceives, but has no respect for himself. He would make a dupe of himself too, if he could.” Charles Spurgeon, the British Baptist preacher, gave it to us like this, “Sincerity makes the very least person to be of more value than the most talented hypocrite.” Tennessee Williams, the famous playwright, put it were the goats could get it when he spit, “The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that’s also a hypocrite!”
Well playas…the University of Louisville announced on Wednesday that they were bannin’ Lamar Jackson and, oh yeah, the rest of the team from signin’ anymore autographs because of NCAA eligibility concerns.
Here’s what head coach Bobby Petrino said out of his OWN mouth on Wednesday bruh, “We’re just being proactive and making sure we protect the eligibility of our players. It’s become kind of a hassle up here in our office with everything being sent to our administrative assistant. [Tuesday] I made the decision that we need to get the word out we’re not going to have anything more sent to the office for Lamar to sign. We had to protect him from people waiting after the Marshall and Florida State game. It’s to let him focus and concentrate on being a student-athlete and making sure no one gets to benefit from him signing his name.”
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I bet ole dull motorcycle ridin’ with young chicks on the back Bobby Petrino didn’t walk over to the campus bookstore and tell those duns to stop sellin’ Lamar Jackson’s jersey up in that piece! They haven’t stop puttin’ his picture or likeness on everything Louisville while they’re tryin’ to protect him and keep him focused on bein’ a student-athlete!
The NCAA is so full baloney it’s ridiculous! And that’s the edited version. Yeah, I know that boyz are out here tryin’ to make money off of his autograph because he’s the hottest thing in college football right now! AND the biggest thing in Louisville football since Johnny Unitas and they weren’t even sellin’ stuff all over the world on the internet. So ole boy IS the biggest thing to EVER hit Louisville Football.
Bobby Petrino is on one bruh! He could give two dead flies smashed about Lamar Jackson bein’ a student-athlete! He just wants that dun eligible to make he and the university more bread! As long as Lamar is playin’ it sets him up for the next job!!! Petrino doesn’t want ole boy to pull a Johnny Football and take some bread under the table for 1000 autographs for a memorabilia dealer and get caught. I get it but let that dun make his own decisions. He’s not Johnny Football!!!
If he can get bread under the the table he should be able to get his bread because the university is usin’ him!!! How do you call them student-athletes and you’re makin’ a profit in the bookstore off of his likeness by sellin’ his jersey for $75 a pop? Ole boy walks into the stadium and he sees 40,000 No. 8 jerseys at $75 a piece! You do the math! Don’t worry about it playa, I’ll do it for you. That’s $3 million off of his likeness bruh! And you’re tellin’ him that he can’t even sign autographs and make some pocket change? You sound crazy!!
Unless the university is goin’ to ban the sell of everything Lamar Jackson or EVERYTHING with a players likeness on it. They sound like some hypocrites tellin’ a boy what he can and cannot sign. And Bobby Petrino needs to close his mouth ALL the way up because you know as well as I do that he’s on his way out to the next gig because LSU’s got a pocket full of bread to pay him that Louisville doesn’t have. Believe that! So if it’s about Jr. Mafia and gettin’ money then let that dun get his money too! Stop me when I start lyin’!
1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase – to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
4) Jr. Mafia: noun – rap group from the mid 1990’s affiliated with the Notorious B.I.G. that had a hit called “Get Money.”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its REAL talk!