The Jay Graves Report

Pelicans fell for the banana in the tailpipe by takin’ Boogie Cousins! “Eddie Kane Jr.”

"Ima be a problem in New Orleans too playboy!"

On Sunday while the NBA All-Star game was still in full effect boyz from the Pelicans and the Kings front offices were in the toilet cuttin’ a deal to move Boogie Cousins to New Orleans for Buddy Hield, Tyreke Evans, Langston Galloway, a 2017 first-round pick and a 2017 second-round pick.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Everybody and their baby’s momma that’s standin’ across the street watchin’ this car accident is hyped about the deal. However, the only duns that should hyped and runnin’ down the street butt naked happy about it is Sacramento!!! Boogie Cousins was a cancer to that organization because he kept actin’ a darn fool and was extremely uncoachable. Unbelievable talent but he’s got a problem with authority. It is what it is playa. Every now and then you run into a boy that’s wired that way.

C’mon playa! Do you really think that George Karl was ALL of the problems in Sacramento? They both can accept blame for that foolishness but George Karl coached in this league for YEARS!!! Yeah and I know that he slammed Melo in his book talkin’ crazy but he managed to become a successful coach. However, Boogie was his demise. Then the Kings brought in David Joerger like ole boy was goin’ to be able to straighten Boogie up.

Like my granny used to say all of the time, “A problem is always gonna be a problem bruh!” 

Any time a boy goes at an old reporter in the locker room he is who he is. A Bully that always wants to get his way.

Don’t think for one minute that he’s goin’ to show up in New Orleans and be a completely different person bruh. He’ll be on his best behavior for a little while like a dun datin’ the new girl down the street but once that dun gets comfortable he’ll be the same ole Boogie. As mild mannered as Anthony Davis is he’ll be gettin’ on his nerves before long and they’ll be lookin’ to unload that Cousins like old Eddie Kane Jr. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1)  Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!