The Jay Graves Report

Paul George used up his final hall pass scorin’ 9 points against Memphis! “Options”

"I'm all in bruh! For now!"

Goin’ into the All-Star break the Pacers pulled into the garage on a six game losin’ streak with a hole in the muffler, a slow leak in the right front driver side tire with barely any gas in the joint. So everybody and their baby’s momma thought that they would at least struggle tryin’ to get the hooptie started comin’ off of a week long break. Not to mention all of the  possible trade rumors surroundin’ Paul George.

Well playas…they jumped in the whip turnin’ it over like a brand new boy and it even had the new car smell! The Memphis Grizzlies happened to be the duns standin’ in the middle of the street that got ran over. When the smoke cleared the Pacers were walkin’ out of the joint with a 102-92 win to end the six game foolishness that had plagued them goin’ into the break.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! They needed that joint because they’re sittin’ at the 6 spot in the East and it’s about makin’ the playoffs at this point bruh. Paul George is already one foot out of the door regardless of what a boy says or does. So the Pacers need to make a run now while the dun has nowhere else to go between now and next summer. That’s real talk.

He’s goin’ to play his butt off because he’s playin’ for a new contract and possibly a new home. So there it is. I’ll give the dun a hall pass for Friday night because of all of the foolishness surroundin’ him over the past week with the possibility of boyz pushin’ him out of the ride like ole Eddie Kane Jr. He only dropped off 9 points and had 9 rebounds against Memphis. He was 3 for 12 from the field and left with cramps at the end. However, he gets no more passes from Ya Boy goin’ forward! If he wants to be treated like a superstar he’s got put up like a superstar err night.

Because on some real talk, right now he’s sittin’ at the little kid’s table like the city councilman in the movie Four Brothers. You’ve got the superstar’s table with duns like LeBron, KD, Young Russ, The Beard, Steph and Kawhi. Then you’ve got Paul George lookin’ through the glass from his table with his legs crowded underneath the joint.

Sure, the fans showed him love when he ran out of the tunnel and durin’ player introductions because he’s all they’ve got with the resemblance of a superstar but he’s gotta put more than 9 points in the shoppin’ cart goin’ forward or they’ll turn on him too.

I think that boyz are startin’ to come to grips with the fact that he may not re-sign with the Pacers but I say go out with guns a blazin’!!! Be the best cat walkin’ around EVERY night at least on this team and the hood will respect him. Because anybody with half a brain can understand why a boy wouldn’t re-sign with the Pacers if he could play in LA.

He’s from Palmdale and the money green out there too. He can be a celebrity among celebrities and live on Malibu instead of Geist, shop on Rodeo Drive instead of the Fashion Mall, eat at Mr. Chow’s instead of Maggiano’s. It’s a no brainer bruh.

Leave that man alone and let him hoop but he better hoop while he’s here. Nine points won’t cut it playa. I’m just sayin’ and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Whip: noun – luxury vehicle

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3)  Ole Eddie Kane Jr.: noun – character in the movie The Five Heartbeats that was kicked out of the group for not handlin’ his business.

4) Err: determiner – country hood for “every”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!