Bruh…I’ve covered Paul George his entire NBA career. The dun was drafted in 2010 to the Pacers the same year I started TheJayGravesReport. So in essence, I cut my teeth on his career. I saw the dun come from just bein’ another cat on the team playin’ behind Danny Granger that nobody had a clue as to who he was to becomin’ a superstar after Granger got hurt. He literally took ole boy’z job and kept it movin’. From that time to present day ole boy still doesn’t know how to handle the media.
He says way more than he should 99.999 percent of the time and leads boyz on only to create unnecessary drama. Everybody and their baby’s momma knew that the dun wanted to leave Indiana to play in LA. Well…everybody but Kevin Pritchard so he said, but who believed that foolishness.
Now that he’s in OKC he’s still at it bruh. On Saturday boyz asked him about Young Russ signin’ his extension and if that would have any affect on his decision and he runs right down the darn rabbit hole that we keep tryin’ to tell him not to.
“We’ve been on an unbelievable start right now, and for him to be committed here, it says a lot. Not only in us pairing together, but just knowing what type of dude Russ is and his values and his beliefs and him being committed to this organization says a lot. And I’m one person that’s enjoying it here, so I think when that time comes, the decision will be easier to make for myself.”
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! STOP TALKIN’ BRUH!!!! Stop it!!! At some point you’ve got to learn how to be a jerk. When duns ask you about your pendin’ free agency and you haven’t even dribbled a ball in OKC yet look him or her dead in the eye and say, “Look here bruh I’m not talkin’ about my pendin’ free agency. So stop askin’ me about it. Next question!”
When you start givin’ the “Well maybe I don’t know” type answers you’ve got the woman ringin’ your door bell late at night that you really don’t wanna be bothered with but you can’t get rid of her because you don’t want to hurt her feelings. That’s Paul George bruh!
He doesn’t mean any harm. He’s a great kid but he’s too nice. He can’t just fall off in the joint and break up with the chick like cold turkey. He’s the cat that’s always like “Hey baby I need to talk to you. Then when she comes over he gets cold feet and changes the subject.
That dun knows darn well that he’s not stayin’ in OKC to wrestle with Young Russ any longer than he has to. By mid-December between Young Russ and Melo jackin’ up all of the shots he’ll probably be so fed up that he’ll be beggin’ to be traded.
PG? Just be quiet and hoop bruh. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Ole boy: noun – the person that I’m currently talkin’ about.
The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”
The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!