The Jay Graves Report

Pagano and Colts try to play head games with Titans and still go belly up! “Diapers”

The story of a Colts' quarterback's life. One sack after another. Photo: AP/Darron Cummings

At some point Chuck Pagano is goin’ to walk into the post-game press conference and say something other than “We gotta do better or my bad” bruh. I mean that’s real talk!! The Colts were up 16-6 late in the third quarter and loss yet again 20-16 to make it three straight home loses and five out of their last six overall. They’re one loss away from postin’ their first losin’ season under Pagano.

It’s amazin’ that this will be the first losin’ season under this dun because of the way they’ve been losin’ ball games for the past three seasons. They’ve loss so many games that they shouldn’t have loss that it seems worse than it’s been.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! How do you lose to the dull Titans twice in a season? They haven’t been swept by these cats since 2002. That was Tennessee’s first win at Lucas Oil Stadium in ten tries!!! C’mon Chuck!!

Here’s the foolishness of the day too. They tried to get into the Titans’ heads by playin’ with the roof and the north end zone window open when it was 50 degrees. News flash Colts officials, the weather isn’t that much different here than in Nashville this time of year, maybe 15 degrees but 50 isn’t goin’ to cause a boy to curl up.

It’s not like it was Lambeau Field in January bruh. When it’s like -10 and snow everywhere. It’s freakin’ Indianapolis!!

Let’s get back to the foolishness up front that’s supposed to be protectin’ Jacoby Brissett. Ole boy was sacked eight times!! And y’all wanna know why Andrew Luck is runnin’ around the globe tryin’ to find somebody to put their name on a fix for his arm? Foolishness!! They aren’t losin’ ball games because Brissett isn’t Andrew Luck. They’re losin’ ball games because Chuck Pagano and his staff are doin’ a terrible job of coachin’ down the stretch and the defense can’t hold their bowels in an extra strength diaper. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

The G is excluded from the endings of all words because the G is near and dear to my heart because I’m from “The G” which is Gary, Indiana. So I only use the G when I’m talkin’ about “The G!”

The caption under the photo isn’t real but its real talk!