The Jay Graves Report

Pacman Jones is delusional about his behavior bruh! “Missin'”

"What happened bruh? Did I do something?"

Less than forty eight hours after the NFL regular season ended ole dull Adam “Pacman” Jones gets arrested in Cincinnati. He was charged with three misdemeanor counts and one felony count on Tuesday mornin’. Accordin’ to the Cincinnati Enquirer ole boy allegedly pushed a security guard and poked him in the eye. They say that the dun refused to stop when ordered to. When the police arrested him he refused to get into the squad car while kickin’ and head buttin’ the cops! Then to make matters worse, he allegedly spit on a nurse at the jail bruh! That was the felony charge. Now this is what the newspaper is reportin’. Pacman’s obviously got a different story.  Notice that I’m callin’ this dun Pacman right now. Why? Because he’s dull!!

On Wednesday the dun was released from jail and had this to say, “Obviously, without getting into it, none of this makes sense.” He goes on to say, “We’ll see how it goes. I’m more than (confident) that this will be dismissed pretty soon.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! He gets out of jail and tells a boy that none of this makes any sense!! Bruh…were you there or not? Either you pushed the dun and poked him in the eye or not! Either you were kickin’ and headbuttin’ boyz or not? Either you spit on the nurse at the jail or not?

It doesn’t have to make sense bruh! It just has to be the truth or not? Because 90 percent of the foolishness you’ve been involved in didn’t make sense.

In August of 2006 he was arrested at the Sweetwater Salon in Murfreesboro, Tenn., for disorderly conduct and public intoxication, both misdemeanors. He was also accused of spittin’ on a woman and she spit back on him. Two months later the dun was cited for misdeamenor assault at Club Mystic in Nashville, Tenn., for guess what? Spittin’ on a broad!!

So he can act like boyz are makin’ foolishness up on him because he’s definitely got a problem with spittin’ on folks. They need to start callin’ that fool “Billy Goat” instead of Pacman. He’s gonna spit on the wrong cat one day. He better not EVER visit G.I. because the billy goat would come up missin’. I don’t know how they get down in Tennessee or in Cincinnati but spittin’ on a boy is a problem in The G.

I didn’t even mention all of the other ignorance he’s been involved in like the “Make it Reign” incident at the strip club in Vegas durin’ All-Star Weekend in 2007.  And the crazy thing is, he’s too darn old for this foolishness now.  He’s 33 years old bruh!! At some point you gotta grow up but this cat here refuses to. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb – to say

2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.

3) Dull: adjective – to describe something as bein’ terrible, something that makes you sick with disgust because it’s so stupid to even think of.

4) G.I.: noun – Gary, Indiana

 The caption under the photo isn’t real but it’s REAL talk!